Santa Claus and Concealed Carry

[Prince Yamato]

At Halloween we have the Zombie threads so I thought I'd start a Christmas CHL thread. Here's the situation:

If you were Santa Claus, what would you CHL (USA)? Assume Santa is granted LEO carry, as he is engaged in interstate commerce and is a purveyor of good will towards men.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Oh yeah, I'd CHL a Beretta 92. 9mm and it would match my schnazzy black boots. Maybe a baby glock for "beard carry".

 

[SoCalShooter]

I'd carry a Desert Eagle in .50AE. And an M1a...concealed of course.

 

[Manedwolf]

In many of the original St. Nicholas stories, he was accompanied by a guy named Black Peter who carried a stick. Black Peter would strike the bad kids with his stick and throw them into his sack.

Santa was apparently more bada** in those cultures.

 

[DMK]

He's a pretty big guy with bulky clothing. I'd go with a CZ-97, a .40 CZ-75 or a full size USP in .40 or .45 and keep an AK folder under the seat of the sleigh. He's gotta hit some bad neighborhoods ya know. Gangbanger's kids need gifts too. Momma banger probably spent all the Christmas club money on crack.

Can the reindeer carry too? I think I'd want backup.

 

[Lambo119]

HK USP in .45acp in a shoulder rig. Under the seat in the sleigh a short pistol gripped .12ga with 1 buck. New meaning to "Bad Santa" Merry Christmas...

 

[nramember2]

Plenty of hiding room. I would go with a AK pistol.

 

[Roadwild17]

a pare of Kimber tac customs II and an AR pistol

 

[BullfrogKen]

This is just too silly for the forum's mission.