sevenpoint62mm
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Bill 1d10T: Assault Motor-Vehicle Ban
Due to the staggering number of deaths each year attributed to motor vehicles the following bill has been passed into law. Based on the ideal that citizens no longer can control their primal urges and conform to social conscience. As such this bill will help reduce yearly deaths by making vehicles safer both for those inside and outside of the vehicle. In addition measures in this bill have been taken to reduce chances of distractions for drivers and that a vehicle will be used in a gang-related crime.
Starting August 30th 2004 the following bill shall be enforced. Below are the definitions, as written, in the United States Code:
Title 23, Chapter 76, Section 1021 of the United States Code states::
1. All motor vehicles are prohibited from import into US.
2. All motor vehicles made within the US will be restricted to those with a maximum speed of 30 miles per hour, a maximum horse power rating of 80, and a maximum number of transmission gears not exceeding two.
3. Any of the following new models, or copies or duplicates of vehicles have been banned:
· Ford Mustangs, Thunderbirds, and those with designated “GT’sâ€
· Chevy Corvettes, Camaros, and those with designated “GT’sâ€
· Pontiac GTO, Sunfire, and those with designated “GT’sâ€
4. All motor vehicles with a high capacity fuel tank (greater then 10 gallons) are prohibited.
5. All motor vehicles with a fuel efficiency less then 35 miles per gallon are prohibited.
6. All motor vehicles with a manufactured weight of 700 lbs or more when the vehicle is loaded and occupied by no less then one person are prohibited.
7. All motor vehicles with fully automatic transmissions are prohibited.
8. All motor vehicles with a shift grip that protrudes conspicuously above or beside the action of the transmission.
9. All motor vehicles purchases require a background check from the FBI. Felons and those with prior history of domestic abuse and/or speeding shall be denied.
10. All motor vehicles without each of the following are prohibited:
· Side impact beams
· Frontal air bags (both sides)
· Rear air bags (both sides)
· Side headrest air bags (both sides, front and back)
· Frontal crunch zones
· Child door locks
· Seat belts that allow child seats
· Nerf-style soft rubber frontal and rear bumpers
11. All motor vehicles with two or more of the following are prohibited:
· Lap-only seat belts
· Hoods designed to accommodate a bug suppressor
· Exhaust systems designed to accommodate a sound suppressor (ie a muffler)
· A shroud that is attached to, or partially or completely encircles a hood (aka a car bra)
· Metallic front grills
· Roll cage (internal or external)
· Tow winches
· Tires greater then 15 inch diameter
· Wheels painted, colored, or chromed
· Radio, tape decks (cassette or 8 track), mini disc players, Cd and/or Dvd players
· Tint (internal or external)
· Bucket seats
· Racing or pin strips
· Engines greater then 4 cylinders and/or 2 carburetor barrels
· Fuel injection
· Brake systems other then ABS antilock
10. In addition to the above a civilian without a prior felony conviction using a motor vehicle to commit a felony speeding offense will receive another Class C felony. This is based on the ideal that a law abiding citizen should know better then to use a vehicle recklessly. This statue however does not apply to prior felons.
11. Operation of above motor vehicles while exceeding the set national speed limit of 30 miles per hour with a class C felony punishable by fines and confinement not exceeding 10 years and/or 10,000 dollars.
12. The above statues do not apply to law enforcement, military or members of the senate. Theft of an above party’s vehicle is a class C felony in addition to any charges of grand theft.
For all those liberal Democrats that compare gun laws to blanket traffic laws that punish all.
Due to the staggering number of deaths each year attributed to motor vehicles the following bill has been passed into law. Based on the ideal that citizens no longer can control their primal urges and conform to social conscience. As such this bill will help reduce yearly deaths by making vehicles safer both for those inside and outside of the vehicle. In addition measures in this bill have been taken to reduce chances of distractions for drivers and that a vehicle will be used in a gang-related crime.
Starting August 30th 2004 the following bill shall be enforced. Below are the definitions, as written, in the United States Code:
Title 23, Chapter 76, Section 1021 of the United States Code states::
1. All motor vehicles are prohibited from import into US.
2. All motor vehicles made within the US will be restricted to those with a maximum speed of 30 miles per hour, a maximum horse power rating of 80, and a maximum number of transmission gears not exceeding two.
3. Any of the following new models, or copies or duplicates of vehicles have been banned:
· Ford Mustangs, Thunderbirds, and those with designated “GT’sâ€
· Chevy Corvettes, Camaros, and those with designated “GT’sâ€
· Pontiac GTO, Sunfire, and those with designated “GT’sâ€
4. All motor vehicles with a high capacity fuel tank (greater then 10 gallons) are prohibited.
5. All motor vehicles with a fuel efficiency less then 35 miles per gallon are prohibited.
6. All motor vehicles with a manufactured weight of 700 lbs or more when the vehicle is loaded and occupied by no less then one person are prohibited.
7. All motor vehicles with fully automatic transmissions are prohibited.
8. All motor vehicles with a shift grip that protrudes conspicuously above or beside the action of the transmission.
9. All motor vehicles purchases require a background check from the FBI. Felons and those with prior history of domestic abuse and/or speeding shall be denied.
10. All motor vehicles without each of the following are prohibited:
· Side impact beams
· Frontal air bags (both sides)
· Rear air bags (both sides)
· Side headrest air bags (both sides, front and back)
· Frontal crunch zones
· Child door locks
· Seat belts that allow child seats
· Nerf-style soft rubber frontal and rear bumpers
11. All motor vehicles with two or more of the following are prohibited:
· Lap-only seat belts
· Hoods designed to accommodate a bug suppressor
· Exhaust systems designed to accommodate a sound suppressor (ie a muffler)
· A shroud that is attached to, or partially or completely encircles a hood (aka a car bra)
· Metallic front grills
· Roll cage (internal or external)
· Tow winches
· Tires greater then 15 inch diameter
· Wheels painted, colored, or chromed
· Radio, tape decks (cassette or 8 track), mini disc players, Cd and/or Dvd players
· Tint (internal or external)
· Bucket seats
· Racing or pin strips
· Engines greater then 4 cylinders and/or 2 carburetor barrels
· Fuel injection
· Brake systems other then ABS antilock
10. In addition to the above a civilian without a prior felony conviction using a motor vehicle to commit a felony speeding offense will receive another Class C felony. This is based on the ideal that a law abiding citizen should know better then to use a vehicle recklessly. This statue however does not apply to prior felons.
11. Operation of above motor vehicles while exceeding the set national speed limit of 30 miles per hour with a class C felony punishable by fines and confinement not exceeding 10 years and/or 10,000 dollars.
12. The above statues do not apply to law enforcement, military or members of the senate. Theft of an above party’s vehicle is a class C felony in addition to any charges of grand theft.
For all those liberal Democrats that compare gun laws to blanket traffic laws that punish all.
