The Pumpkin Great

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I'm to blame again - general principle I guess.

I even get blamed because the kid wants to call it the The Pumpkin Great instead of The Great Pumpkin as Charles Shultz so named.

Well it seems one of them kids that adopted me as an uncle, decorated his pumpkin in a unique way. All by himself.

Just for reference:

-When a kid is quiet - they are into something they shouldn't be.
-A kid will ask for something in such a way - and when you are busy or on the phone as to not raise suspicions.
-Kids may forget you asked them to pick up socks seven seconds ago - they will remember 3 wks ago at 2:47 pm you mentioned ice cream.
-Kid may not be watching, listening, or paying attention - so you think. They are observing and making notes on something.

Kid took fired .22 lr ammo, 9mm and .45ACP Blazer ammo and hammered them into a pumpkin to make eyes, and scary smile. :evil:

Personally - I think this is great! Shows ingenuity, resoursefulness, originality, determination, and "stay to itness".

Seems the kid 'membered me pushing a fired 22lr case into the apple core I tossed.

Mom said they were going to use some paint on stuff to do pumkins, along with carving one.

Kid sees the ads in the paper with pumkins and scary faces, cuts one out and tapes it onto one of the many pumpkins - chooses one about 8" in diameter.

Gets the small tool box kept in the house for minor stuff, and he just happens to have kept the fired cases in his room he was supposed to toss upon getting home one day - but forgot.

Nail punch through paper for a pattern - seems the kid has learned about tracing paper...and mom has none of this paper in any shoe box anymore...

So when he gets done with prelim work, paper is removed and just a matter of using the hammer, nail punch , phillips screwdriver to get the hole big enough so the case will sure enough 'be seated'.

Then he puts everything up, and just sets the pumpkin on the counter. He goes into his room to do something else.

Mom was doing chores, in the garage, and other parts of the house. He was asked to entertain himself.

Mom has a hand full of laundry walking by...huh...double take. It took her a second to realize what he had done. She hurries to put this load in, grabs the pumpkin and down the hall to kids room.

"Yeah mom - I made you The Pumpkin Great, I'm getting hungry, it that junk in the crockpot ready yet...?

;)
 
I also would like to see photographic evidence of this artistic prodigy. Sounds like a great idea.
I live in a college town. Anything I can do to make the blissninnies nervous, makes my life happier.....
 
So what about the pumpkin with its innards spilling out its mouth and a couple empty beer cans nearby...

:evil:

Thought that one was worth a chuckle when I saw it.:D

I guess the kid will get his opportunity to learn about that in a few more years.;)
 
Next year my pumpkins will revolve around the great deaths of the ages. Drawn and quartered pumpkins, bring me his head (pumpkin) on a pike for starters. I may even make a Medussa pumpkin.

bob
 
I'm so in trouble - again

First, seems the mom and her camera's are NOT getting along. Add a glitch in the get-a-long in sending pictures...

I got a 8 year boy, to keep up with - what do you mean I have time to figure this stuff out? He also has touched the computer...:p

Seems the kids now wants to take the Pumpkin Great out and shoot it. :uhoh:
"MoOOoom - it'll be like a mutant evil zombie that needs killin'" :D

There have been threats of remains of evil mutant zombie pumpkin being sent to me in the mail...deal with it, see what I have to put up with...

Now what crazy idea did you tell my kid - he wants really really big rubber bands now?

Umm...err...see I was the one that got the kid his first wrist-rocket, or slingshots as we called them growing up. Using the itty bitty corks for bobbers he was shooting these into a box in the back yard.

All I said was..."be neat to launch them small pumpkins and gourds you got from a really big wrist-rocket..."

"WOW! That would be soo Cool!" -kid

So somewhere in America is a mom looking for really really big rubber bands, so her son can launch stuff from perhaps fence posts, fork in a tree, something. She may have get a bike inner tube and see how that does.

You will know her if you meet up with a lady using my name in vain - wandering around trying to keep up with a boy, with a Kimber ball cap, getting into everything.

All I am doing is passing forward, just like I'm supposed to do. :evil:

I keep telling her and other folks - I turned out all right. :p
 
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First, seems the mom and her camera's are NOT getting along. Add a glitch in the get-a-long in sending pictures...

I got a 8 year boy, to keep up with - what do you mean I have time to figure this stuff out? He also has touched the computer...:p

Seems the kids now wants to take the Pumpkin Great out and shoot it. :uhoh:
"MoOOoom - it'll be like a mutant evil zombie that needs killin'" :D

There have been threats of remains of evil mutant zombie pumpkin being sent to me in the mail...deal with it, see what I have to put up with...

Now what crazy idea did you tell my kid - he wants really really big rubber bands now?

Umm...err...see I was the one that got the kid his first wrist-rocket, or slingshots as we called them growing up. Using the itty bitty corks for bobbers he was shooting these into a box in the back yard.

All I said was..."be neat to launch them small pumpkins and gourds you got from a really big wrist-rocket..."

"WOW! That would be soo Cool!" -kid

So somewhere in America is a mom looking for really really big rubber bands, so her son can launch stuff from perhaps fence posts, fork in a tree, something. She may have get a bike inner tube and see how that does.

You will know her if you meet up with a lady using my name in vain - wandering around trying to keep up with a boy, with a Kimber ball cap, getting into everything.

All I am doing is passing forward, just like I'm supposed to do. :evil:

I keep telling her and other folks - I turned out all right. :p


you are a great father!!

LMAO about the launcing pumpkins, get the kid one of those water baloon launchers, should work great for gords. keep it up lol
 
Pumpkin

One halloween my younger son would not let me
throw out the jack'o'lantern pumpkin the next day.
But as the days went on and the pumpkin looked
worse and worse, he got upset over the pumpkin
rotting. So I convinced him to let me put Jack out
of his misery. We took the sad looking pumpkin
out to the backyard. I poured a cup of lighter
fluid in the pumpkin, put a loosely wrapped charge
of black powder through his mouth and lit a length
of cannon fuse ("For my cannon") and stepped back.
Jack went up in a flash of fire and poof of smoke.
My son was delighted. Every halloween for years
was followed by blowing up the pumpkin. The
pumpkins and charges kept getting larger til the
last event had to be held on my uncles farm in
the mountains.
 
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