The stupidity of Some People

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I came across this on eBay and I have seldom encountered such hogwash.
:eek:

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=43322&item=6500649947&rd=1


Starting bid US $100.00 (Approximately C $122.30)
Ended: 27-Dec-04 21:38:17 EST
Start time: 21-Dec-04 05:54:53 EST
History: 0 bids
Item location: Longmont, Colorado
United States

Ships to: Worldwide

Help Us break this curse!!

My brother and I were always military enthusiasts. So when we happened upon a Vietnam Era Bayonet in a broken down flea market years ago, we jumped at the chance for a little history.

But only horror and anguish have followed the both of us since buying this weapon. We have tried to have it blessed, we have tried to get rid of it at Yard Sales, and nothing has freed us from this terrible burden. No one who physically sees this weapon has been able to buy it for some reason. It appears to give them a sense of dread.

So, we have decided to broaden our market, reach out to people who are strong enough to try and help us, or strong enough to take on the curse themselves. We believe that this bayonet is indeed from Vietnam, so we are hoping that by selling this item and donating money to a Vietnamese charity…hopefully whatever curse has followed us personally will be broken.

Below is the list of tragedies we believe have been caused by this cursed weapon.

Since this bayonet came to us, here is what has happened in our lives.

Our Mother died at the age of 39 (the year we bought this “thingâ€)
Our Maternal Grandfather passed away in his 50s
Our Maternal Grandmother passed away in her 50s
Our other 2 grandparents passed away in their early 60s
My Brother’s Wife’s grandmother and grandfather passed away young.
Our 2 uncles died (both in their 30s)
Our 2 Aunts died (1 at 60)
My brother injured his leg in a “harmless†sandlot football game bad enough to require 4 surgeries, spend years in rehab and be on disability for 3 years recovering.
I was badly injured in 2 car accident, both incidents involved me being rear ended, and almost dying in the first.
My Brother’s wife has become ill and developed FibroMyalgia Syndrome (an incurable ailment which keeps her in constant physical pain)
Our father developed Colon Cancer after years of health
The company we both worked for worked for suddenly laid us off (and all employees except for the Executives) Sold the software we had developed for them to a Canadian Competitor (Without paying us our last month’s wages)
The new jobs we got have cut our pay 3 times and furloughed our position 3 times in 1 year…the company had NEVER done this before we arrived (and it was not just us, it affected thousands of employees).
My brother’s wife has had 2 miscarriages and he had a dream in which a voice told him he would never bear offspring as long as he had a weapon of death in his family.
I tried to sell this before when I was hurting for money; my brother stopped me, telling me I should not sell items which had historical value to me. Since then my brother has been diagnosed with Barrett’s esophagus, a pre-cancerous condition of the throat. He is NOW in favor of selling this weapon and being rid of it.

ALL of these incidents have occurred AFTER we bought this horrible, horrible “thingâ€. We are auctioning off this bayonet in the hopes that we can raise enough money to break whatever curse clings to it, and help change our lives for the better. We intend to do this in 2 ways…

1. Be able to donate 10% of the auction proceeds to “Hope Initiative†a Vietnamese Specific Charity. Hope Initiative seeks to develop vibrant and prosperous Vietnamese communities in Vietnam and abroad through poverty reduction, child development, and community enrichment programs.

2. Provide a better life for my brother and our family so that we try to move past the pain and anguish we have endured. We just want a chance to live normal, happy lives.

By buying this Bayonet, you will receive the Bayonet, our personal thanks, and we will send you a copy of the receipt for the 10% we WILL send to Hope Initiative, we will also pray for you and pray that the evil does not follow you and that you and your family live long, prosperous lives.

Thank you,

Devon

:what:

$100 for a late 1990s M-7 bayonet?
With the crappy M-10 scabbard no less.
Damnation! I wish I could sell mine for that.

:rolleyes:
 

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I saw a similar story about a short-sword/gladius/hanger that was supposedly civil war or a pirates cutlass, ect. It was dug up after having been burried for years and years. The blade was in pristine shape, which must have certainly been caused by the curse, and the brass was not tarnished at all (though that was attributed to cleaning). The joker wanted $600,000 or some such stupid number.

But, then, there's this fine Katana on ebay right now...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=73466&item=3773637811&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Ash
 
No, no, no.

You've got to find a couple of short, furry types. Start them around Billings, Montana, give them the bayonet, and have them walk to Minas Jersey and cast it into the flames of the Furnace in Which It Was Made.

Make sure they defy the dreaded Eye of Schumer on the way.

LawDog
 
I am with RileyMC.
If this bayonet has caused this much trauma then they should pay me to take it. I will make a donation to my favorite charity, The Sherman Homan Retirement Fund, and they will be free of this evil weapon!
 
I love this part:

"1. Be able to donate 10% of the auction proceeds to “Hope Initiative†a Vietnamese Specific Charity. Hope Initiative seeks to develop vibrant and prosperous Vietnamese communities in Vietnam and abroad through poverty reduction, child development, and community enrichment programs."

A whole 10 dollars eh! How generous. LOL

The other 90 is for personal needs such as beer along with other odds and ends.
 
No one who physically sees this weapon has been able to buy it for some reason. It appears to give them a sense of dread.


I'm sure the $100 price tag may have had something to do with that ;)
 
if anybody purchases this, i will have lost all faith in ebay... but then again this person seems like the kind of person who would make a seperate accoutn to bid on his own auction.
 
Damn, what a bunch of idiots, it's an inanimate objects fault, imagine if these morons had an EBR, who knows what might befall them.
 
I have a haunted Knife too!

I have an Evil Delica too. It belonged to the Notorious Bill the Butcher! Starting bid is at $500 Pay Pal only. This knife was used to dispatch countless unlucky Irishmen and still has the blood of Napoleon’s half cousin on the blade.
Ever since I bought this blade from a beggar in Bangcock Brazil I’ve had nothing but bad luck. I’ve had cankers and a pimple in my nostril.
 

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I must say, the posting for the "Kantana" ( :rolleyes: ) made me sit up and take notice!

I am just FALLING all over myself to own an authentic piece of...uh, Japanese cutlery!

I wrote a personal message to the seller, asking questions about the tsuka, hamon, and mekugi. I wonder what kind of reply I'll get. :evil:
 
The Viet knife story is amusing.

The katana post is just sad. Either this poor fool has been told something absurd or they hope some poor fool (with $100,000 burning a hole in his official Kill Bill pajamas) will believe something this absurd.
 
many take the trading buying/selling of katana's very seriously... i had a friend that was into it... hes had a few that were worth over a half million... however he would never buy one that didnt have documentation as to where its been and who made it what era it was used in etc. he takes it very seriously... one of his hobbies =) you can profit well from it if you have the patience to wait for a buyer willing to pay a good price for a sword they really want.
 
Stop! If you are reading this thread and have not visited the katana auction link above, you are really missing a hilarious bit of idiocy, or a real, real great deal. Really.

Bangkok, Brazil is a beautiful city.
 
A fuzzy picture of what looks to be a Smokey Mountain Knife Works katana, and the $30 one, at that.


Yes, that's got to be real. :rolleyes:


What I find funny is that I can go to a number of shops and buy WWII-era katanas that are actually decent for $500 or less.


The real telling thing about that "WWII officer's sword" is that it still has a traditional sheath.... Officers were smart enough to get a real downtrodden looking metal sheath made for combat, and a really bad looking handle, etc. to disguise the fact that the blade was oh so nice and worth money. If a sword went into combat looking like that, the officer would never have seen it after getting it packed away for transport - people stole anything even remotely valuble, especially nice swords.
 
i think i am stupid i keep looking at this thread thinking its something i havent seen yet. :banghead:
 
In the immortal words of P.T. Barnum:" Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people." :neener:
 
I don't think any of y'all have proper respect for the fine old American tradition (I guess it has to be old if it's a tradition) of telling tall tales. Used to be "liar" was a term of admiration, not opprobrium, or however it's spelt.

I grant you that $100 is a fairly high price for just one little story, but what hasn't risen in price in recent years?

Get it while it's still warm!
 
Here's another good one.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=36061&item=6506049799&rd=1

You are bidding on a sword liberated from a North Vietnamese officer in 1969 during the Vietnam War. My dad, who was direct support for 1st Cavalry at Black Horse Mountain brought this home as a war trophy (among other items). This sword is 39 inches long from the tip of the scabbard to the end of the handle and features a curved blade. The grip is brass and has what I think is a lion's head.Both sides of the blade feature ornate markings all the way down. One side says "MADE IN INDIA" near the handle. The other side near the handle has what appears to be other Indian markings or figures. It is still VERY sharp. The scabbard is brass at both ends and has a brass belt attachment in the middle. The scabbard itself is blue velvet with red and blue stripes and gold stitching. This sword is in very good condition considering it's age and what it was used for. There is NO rust and I'm sure a good polishing will brighten up the brass nicely. The blade is still VERY shiny. Here's your chance to own a piece of history. Bid with confidence as I have 100% positive feedback. The shipping price includes insurance and delivery confirmation. I only accept Paypal. I will ship worldwide, however shipping outside the US may be slightly higher. Thanks for looking and please be sure to check out my other auctions for more cool stuff! Good luck and happy bidding!
 
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