The story behind the $75 870...
My good friend, that I've known for about six years, loves to spend money like he has it. He bought an 870 three years ago to hunt water fowl. The gun came with a 30" VR w/ 3 choke tubes, and a 24" slug barrel. He changed the sights on the slugger to some Hi-Viz, and installed them poorly. He shot maybe 40 rounds through it in two years...all misses.
That lead him to buy a Bennelli. Still couldn't hit ****.
He sold the Bennelli, and bought a Mossy 500.
One day, he decides that he needs a new shotgun. It's been the guns fault all along ya know.
I ask, "Why?" He says that the 30" barrel is messing him up, and he wants a rifled slugger. I inform him that he can purchase both barrels for less than the price of a new gun. He says that he needs to start fresh witha whole new gun. I tell him that I will trade him my 26" VR for his 30" VR, straight-up. He says, "Naw, I'm gonna just get something new."
At this point, I realize that it's hopeless. He's being an idiot. Hmmm, how can I capitalize on this?
I know, I'll offer him $150 for his "used" 870. He says that he only needs about $75 to get his new one.
"So...you only want $75...right? "Yeah, that'd be cool."
I give him $75.
He comes to work the next day with a brand new...
wait for it...
...Remmington F-ing 870:banghead:
...with a 26" VR:banghead:
...and a rifled slugger.
***?