U.S. Citizen to illegal alien

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Rustler

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The Honorable Barbara Boxer

309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510

Dear Senator Boxer,

As a native-born American citizen and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.


My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine.

Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.


Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.

Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
 
Renouncing your citizenship makes you lifetime ineligible for a Florida CWL. . . for what it's worth.


I like the OP, it's funny.
 
The original post is funny, but renouncing your citizenship also means you are prohibited from purchasing or possessing firearms at the federal level. :what:
 
Yes, I know it's a satire. I was just trying to point out a way if anyone does take it seriously. ;)
 
The real problem comes if USICE (the feds responsible for this job) catches you and wants to deport you. It's a no-brainer dealing with Mexicans, etc., but where do you deport a former US citizen to? California? :neener:
 
Nice Post Rustler.

You should have also included a check for $20 so Babs can see a real hair stylist. God she has bad hair. I despise her but to look at her makes it much worse.
 
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