Who says lawyers don't have a sense of humor?

[CannibalCrowley]

I just don't see how you can get "disorderly conduct" out of just telling a joke. Now, if they actually were (objectively) causing a disturbance (and not just POing a tile crawler), that's different.

Using a bullhorn might have had something to do with it. I don't know if they were using one at the time, but they've done so in the past.

It also appears that like most people they only dislike lawyers until they need one: Kuby takes jokers' case

 

[Sungun09]

Lawyer dies and goes to Hell

In time, a lawyer dies and goes to hell. While being guided to his place of etrernal torment, he recognizes another lawyer of his acquaintance snuggling up to a beautiful blond. He begins to moan "its not fair ! it's not fair ! Why should I be punished and he allowed to be with a beautiful woman ??"

"Shut up !!" says the devil prodding him with his pitchfork, "Who are you to question her punishment ! "

 

[Sungun09]

Two lawyers on the beach.

Two lawyers who were fightiong opposite sides of the same case happened to be walking in the same direction along the beach. One lawyer says to the other, "Come on, lets be honest with each other", the other lawyer says "Ok". That was the end of the conversation.

 

[Sungun09]

Lawyer meets the devil

While working late one night, a lawyer was visited by the devil. "I'll triple your salary" the devil said, "Your partners will love you, your clients adore you, you'll get 8 weeks vacation each year.... all I want is your wife and children's souls to rot in Hell for eternity.."

The lawyer leaned back stunned and says "I don't get it, what's the catch ?"