mortablunt
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Be retired from the military and a scout/sniper with at least 108 kills.
Everyone over the age of 19 has done that if they're wearing aviators, BDU, and Adidas.
Be a retired law enforcement officer and a SWAT team leader.
I was part of my mall's Rapid Tactical Response Team. You should've seen the chaos that errupted at the Limited Too when Justin Beiber showed up. We got called out to save the Mayor's niece from losing her Twilight purse.
Be a retired Taurus armorer.
Taurus is for women and people who don't know anything. They should know that the smallest gun I carry is a 14 inch barrel gold-platined Desert Eagle in 50 Action Express. Anything else is too girly to even hurt.
Have a black belt in Sha-Na-Na (in case you forget your gun).
I am a master of troll-lol-lol
Have attended at least 6 dozen Gunsite courses until wounded by
Clint Smith personally.
I'm invincible; I wound Clint Smith.
Belong to at least 2 dozen firearms related forums with a minimum
of 9,000 posts in each and moderator in at least 8.
Do I have to be a member and moderator of all of them at once? Does getting banned for "Being an insufferable troll" count against me?
Certify yourself as an expert whenever you post.
I hereby certify myself an expert! All bow down before me!
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