And so it begins. They fooled us for centuries into believing they were harmless entrees until now... now... They've conspired to overthrow the human race, I tell ya! I've warned you for years that the squirrels were evil and up to no good, but none of you would listen! They've hoarded our nuts for years! They were probably synthesizing a poison to introduce into our water supplies while using the fibers of the nuts to create armor thougher than kevlar!
I warned my girlfriend that I saw them conspiring with the chipmonks in the woods while I was out hunting. I thought nothing of it at the time as every time I looked at them, they suddenly began to mock fight, assuming their guise as rivals for nature's bounty. A RUSE I TELL YA!
Some day, we'll be at their control and ... wait. Someone's at the door... My pills? No, I don't need my pills so I stopped... wait ... what are you doing... Dang, you need to shave... those are the hairiest ... oh no... THEY'RE HERE! HELP! THEY'RE....
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