believe it or not: is this for real or a HOAX?

[robsc]

August 12, 2008
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND
DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a
PRESS CONFERENCE
to be held on
Date: Friday, August 15, 2008
Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm
Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. Menlo Park, California
Tom Biscardi, CEO

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.
Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.


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[scythefwd]

HOAX is my bet. But I am usually wrong, just ask my wife I'm actually serious there, she is right more often than I am.

 

[nalioth]

Ibtl

 

[W.E.G.]

 

[SFvet]

LOL love the flag haha

 

[NG VI]

*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.

Ironically I just heard a rdaio report that the worlds tallest woman died today, she was 7 feet seven inches tall.

Any relation?

 

[The Tourist]

Naw, last week was Sturgis.

It's just one of our boys, separated from the group, lost, a bit hung over and needing a few hours to rest.

Look around a bit, you'll find a Harley and a bedroll.

 

[Tommygunn]

There was a "body" and whatnot ... so it was a somewhat more elaborate hoax than the 1967 Paterson film (which was a man in a "monkee" suit) if it was a hoax.
I'm inclined to believe this is some kind of ruse or hoax albeit involving something more significant than hollyweirdish trickery on 16mm. movie film.
Maybe something like a dead monkee. . . dead gorilla, orangutan, whatever. Maybe pieced together from a number of corpses???
It's going to have to be vetted by scientists up one side and down the other before I BELIEVE it is Sasquatch -- even though I do think it just may be possible there's something to the myth ... maybe.

 

[Huddog]

Deliverance Country you know. I will be amazed and in awe if it's not a hoax. Might make me reconsider my desire to buy property in North Georgia.

 

[Rembrandt]

Sounds like a description of an NBA player.....hope it's true, but I have my doubts.

 

[rondog]

If it IS real, you can bet it's on its way to a freezer at Area 51, and we'll never hear another word about it. And any witnesses will have mysterious tragedies befall them.

 

[Oana]

Not hardly gun related...

 

[robsc]

No mention of any Jack Link`s beef jerky found with it.

 

[paintballdude902]

AAAAACHOOOOO!!!!!!

ugh sorry guys im allergic to bs


seams odd to me that most sightings are in the pacific north west and yet it is found some 2000miles away in georgia


GEORGIA THATS IT its one of those russian pilots that was shot down

 

[Jeff White]

Believe it or not..this is off topic..