I picked up a Mossberg 590 yesterday at the at the Roanoke Valley gun show. While I'm sitting there doing the paperwork, the guy sitting next to me was just humming away, happy as a clam at high tide. "Did you get something?" I asked. "Yep" he said, "it's right over there."
The guy pointed to a 50 caliber machine gun that looked like it was every bit of five feet long.
"Where in the hell are you going to shoot that thing?" I asked. He replied "I've set up a range that's a mile long on my property. Where I live, the neighbors will never even hear it."
I could only shake my head in amazement and wish him well as he left.