Bumper Sticker Slogans

[Beatnik]

I saw someone here with this in his sig line, and have been snickering at it since:

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy

 

[possom813]

"alcohol, tobacco, and firearms should be the name of a convenience store not a government agency"

PEOPLE Shoot People; GUNS Shoot Bullets

I like these two. I also like the 'not about duck hunting' that jkimball posted.

 

[Helmetcase]

Nurture Your Inner Racist: Support Gun Control Laws

I love it. Somebody make those up, I'll buy a bunch and put them up everywhere in my mostly minority city.

 

[deltacharlie]

Memorable slogans

The following are not original, I've seen them somewhere, liked them enough to remember them...


75 million gun owners killed NO ONE yesterday

911: because when seconds count, the police are just 10 minutes away!

Gun kontrol isn't the answer, gun kontrol is a question, the answer is "No"

Guns cause crime like cameras cause porn

I don't shoot to kill, I shoot to live

I don't fear the man with a gun, I fear the liberal with a cause

(photos of hitler, stalin, pol pot et. al) << the experts agree, gun kontrol works!!

This is my Glock, there are many like it but this one is mine

 

[bogie]

How about this?

(gunbuster logo) = Jim Crow

 

[skywalkrNCSU]

not a direct gun control bumper sticker but my dad had one that said, "Life's A Hillary"

i found that to be quite hilarious and since we all know her stance on gun control i thought it would be fitting

 

[karben17]

How about:

"If guns cause crime, mine are defective."

(not original, saw it on cafepress.com once)

 

[sm]

Tyranny Endorses Gun Control

Feed a Coffin - Turn in your Guns

Rape is unwanted Sex - Gun Control is unwanted Freedom

 

[Big Boomer]

We banned drugs like we will ban guns

 

[BlackBearME]

My favorite of these so far is:

My gun is under control.
Let's talk about the criminals.

If that were on a bumper sticker (magnetic or window cling - I inherited my father's prejudice against adhesive on car paint) I would buy 101 of them. One for my vehicle, and the 100 to distribute.

Oh, and I'd like more info on Seancass' method of adhering them to passing cars.

 

[TimboKhan]

Gun Control: Putting Uppity Negroes In Their Place Since 1877

I liked the rest, but I suspect that the message would be lost with this one.

 

[jackmead]

I choose to buy another gun.

 

[bogie]

Blackbear, I can do either... (and lemme tell you, vinyl with a removable adhesive is a LOT friendlier to car paint long-term than magnetic if it isn't removed and washed occasionally...).

Personally, I'd go for a "regular" sticker on the window... Razor blade will remove, and it'll stay on.

 

[jackmead]

alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. Who's bringing the chips?

 

[Ballistic308]

Bumper Sticker/ Poster idea....

How about this:

Proponents of "gun control" agree:

NEVER CALL THE POLICE!
(They have guns)

 

[TacoMalo]

Why do we need guns? Because criminals don't play rock, paper, scissors

Criminals have guns. We have lawmakers with bodyguards

Gun Control: Ask North Hollywood

My family, my friends, my life, my gun: Three out of four ain't bad

 

[RnR]

Acknowledging that bumper stickers are better received with graphics, try...

one of those cross-out the gun pics followed by: "= RAPE" and "Body & Soul" on a second line.

 

[camonympho]

" i forget if my gun is loaded with blanks or real thing- care to gamble?"

 

[Billll]

Gun Control
It's not about guns.

 

[captlid]

probably better for a t-shirt

But I always tell my friends
"Whatever I lack in testosterone, I will make up with firepower"

 

[paramedic70002]

Complements of VCDL:

Guns Save Lives

 

[strickj]

soccer moms want gun control until they are raped
gun free facility is safe for sex offenders
I support gun control I control mine you control yours
Springfield for president
criminals supporting gun control since 1877
whats black and copper and red all over that thug I shot

 

[saspic]

A. Disarm the law abiding
B. Imprison criminals
Your choice.

Don't lock up guns...
...Lock up criminals!

 

[zoom6zoom]

"When seconds count, the police will be there in minutes"

Not 100% gun related, but:
"Run, Hillary, Run".
It goes on the front bumper.

 

[jungleroy]

How about,
( Ronnie Barrett for president )
.