Drunk Guy Peeing By My CRV

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How about carrying a compact model supersoaker filled with your own urine as a BUG for such an occasion? Instead of taking the time to "whip out the willy" to pay this douchebag back, just draw on him and spray him with some of your own humiliation juice. I wonder if they make a kydex holster for those...
 
If you have key-less remote, just hit the panic button... that should make things interesting!
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There have been a few panic button/taser/etc. comments.

I would say, don't disturb him while he's still going on the ground. You don't want to startle him and have him go all over the car for real.

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Skunk, I reminded you in an earlier post that public urination seemed to be encouraged in California.

I was under the impression that you had lived here for quite a while...shouldn't get upset by the mores of our society!
 
The guy's an idiot, Skunk. But you can bet he's not the last one you or I or anyone's going to come in contact with. I could let something like that go even though it would be extremely hard to do.
 
He at least deserved 120 lumens between the eyes and a "Hands up!" followed by "Get the #^(% out of here."

(Maybe then he'd hose his pants or shoes at he shuffled off.)
 
Last month a guy decided to let loose in my driveway. I opened the window and told him to find someplace else. He said "sorry," but took the time to finish! I said "thanks for the mess," but what else could I do? I'm not going to go running out there and chase him off. Who hasn't had to tap the keg desperately at one point or another?
 
Thats what Airsoft is for. Or pepper spray.


I paid $5 for the Matrix reloaded, and except for that senseless love scene in Zion, it could have been PG-13. No F bombs to my knowledge, and no blood and guts. Ending was infuriatingly shameless. I think i got my moneys worth.
 
I definitely would have tripped the alarm.. But then that might cause his pee to go everywhere..

I think I'd be less concerned with the pee, as opposed to an ambush for a holdup for money or something..
 
that's the trick, isn't it?

It's not worth reacting to the most uncooth boor's vulgarities or impropriety for fear of getting into a spot of trouble with the local law enforcement. The result? The worst of us get away with any sort of crude or uncivilized behavior. This is the same fear of action and loathing of responsibility that has lead to the current problems we are experiencing with criminals and government. I'm not suggesting anyone should be shot for urinating on a car, but a well-placed punch in the nose may impress the importance of common courtesy on a fellow who has proven resistant to more subtle methods...

Pigs will fly.... I know.
 
Man i just remembered something my friend told me. He dared his friend to pee on a electric fence and man did his friend get a surprise. Now only if you could only send electric current to where the guy was peeing. You should carry a water bottle and taser. If you see someone doing it again, just spray water till it leads from his pool to your proximity. Then taser the water which tasers his pool which gives him a surprise.
 
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Very tactical description. Does the CRV double as a sea craft as well?

Had it been my Dodge Ram, I would of hit the panic alarm. If he said anything, I would have hit him with some pepper spray. That stuff burns, especially on moist skin!

-SquirrelNuts
 
I just remembered something.

Once I was eating something with jalapenio (sp!) peppers in it, i cant remember what it was now.. Suffice it to say it was pretty hot. Well soon thereafter I had to go pee (not on a CRV!), and while my hands were clean enough so that it wasnt unbearable torture, it was very uncomfortable for a couple hours :eek: .

I can only IMAGINE what a pepper spray blast to the winky would be like! :uhoh:
 
This is the definitive spray and pray scenario.

Who hasn't gotten drunk and pee'ed in a public place. Only goody two shoes! Personally, I manage to miss my shoes when I do this.

:p :p :p
 
At the movie theater I go to there is always at least one cop out front. I would walk right next to them and tell the cops what just happened. Maybe you could at least ruin his buzz.
 
Have a friend that had this happen to him, same sort of scenario with a far different turn out...
Comes out of his office to find this guy pissing on his car. Says to the guy, what the &%$# do you think you are doing. The man then turns to him opening his coat and revealing a sawed off shotgun and says, "Do you want some of this?" Seeing the shotgun, he reaches into his truck, pulls out a 9mm, tells him "Damn right I do," and puts a cluster of at least 4 rounds into the guys chest. Would have been more but he said the gun jammed up on him. Somehow the guy ends up living and it took over a year for him to get cleared of the incident. What makes it really screwed up about taking it so long to get cleared was that the guy with the shotgun had just shot and killed someboy in an armed robbery.
 
The man then turns to him opening his coat and revealing a sawed off shotgun
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Glad your friend is OK.

I wonder if the sawed off shotgun had been properly registered with the ATF....:rolleyes:
 
"Do you want some of this?" Seeing the shotgun, he reaches into his truck, pulls out a 9mm, tells him "Damn right I do," and puts a cluster of at least 4 rounds into the guys chest.
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That's an AWESOME story :evil:
 
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