Favorite THR Quote

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The Pooh sig is my favorite. Lot's of good ones, though.

A favorite quote (though I don't know if I've seen it here on THR) is:

"A gentleman never insults anyone unintentionally." - Oscar Wilde
 
In my experience (and this is only my experience) you should always be prepared to run like a striped-butted ape the first chance you get during an altercation. -- LawDog
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"Run like a striped-butted ape" needs to have it's own acronym like SHTF or TEOTWAWKI.

1st poster: "What should I do if the SHTF in this situation?

2nd poster: Well, your first option should be to RLASBA but if that won't work you should......
 
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected."

Not sure where I saw that, but it rang true. One of my favorites is

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
 
"I came, I saw, I went back for more ammo." Travis J. Enfield, AKA Enfield303

"I'm your Huckleberry. That's just my game." Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone
 
I have no idea where I found it, but I have it in my sig at the corral:

I am not anti-mother and I don't want to ban motherhood, but I do support reasonable mom-control laws like background checks, licensing & registration, waiting periods and a limit on the number of children one mother can raise. After all, isn't it worth it if it saves just one child?
 
..don't forget that SIGs rust, 1911's jam, USP's break firing pins, Delta Elites crack their frames, and Berettas break their locking blocks right before putting the back half of the slide through your bridgework. The faster most folks realize that all guns suck, the happier they'll be.
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- Tamara
 
"If it's worth shooting once, it's worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap but my life is priceless."

"In the great pinball game of life, his flippers are a little too far apart." :D

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."

"In ten years, no body will remember the brand of bullets in x-caliber, technique used, the brand of gun, what ultra-ninja, super-kewl gadget they had tied to their piece, what high-speed, low-drag schools were attended by or the distance between those in question. They will, however, remembered who lived..."
My very loose paraphrasing. :eek:

My favorite t-shirt that has a two man team w/ barrett M82 in the grass. Caption reads: "671 grains of diplomacy" :evil:

My Columbia River knife and matching t-shirt with the 1* graphic. Funny, yes, but definately food for thought.

Can't remember who said but,
"Wars aren't won by dying for your country. Wars are won by making the other poor bastard die for his."

More as iI remember them... :rolleyes:
 
"A pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you never should have left in the first place."

"A pistol is what you carry when you are not expecting trouble."
 
Methinks the original quote (drug up from Cooper's Commentaries) was:

"A golf course is the willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range." - Bill O'Connor

Excellent quote: one I use when invited to play golf ... with the additional line, "You get your birdies your way, and I'll get 'em in mine."
 
Just saw this one by WayneConrad:

"Open carry is about not going to the back of the bus. It's about not steaming the curls out of your hair. It's about not going through the star-on machine. You do it because it's right, not because it's safe, and people doing the right thing can make a difference"

Yeah, I like that.
 
I think some of these folks picture this scenario:

Long line of customers waiting their turn to step up to the counter at the gun shop. Customer #7 turns back to customer #8,

#7: "Hey man, what's going on?"

#8: "Nothing much, I was just in the car trying to catch the end of Rush and noticed the line was getting pretty long. Thought I better get in here."

#7: "Know what you mean. I had to get up in the middle of a "Dukes of Hazzard" rerun last night to go bomb a church. Wednesday night, you know. Hey, you gettin' a gun?"

#8: "Awww yeah. I'm a sexual deviant and I gotta get ready for tomorrow night. Big Friday planned. What you gettin'?"

#7: " Shotgun, brother! Dang foreigner over at the Scratch-A-Sak didn't give me a receipt with my Icee. I had enough. You wanna come?"

#8: "Hell yea! Pass by the house first, I got some kittens on the grill. Hey man, you're next! Don't forget, don't abbreviate nuthin' on the yellow paperwork".


Sometimes I wonder what folks figure is happening.



Ok, it's mine but I got a kick out of typing it!
 
The two loudest noises in the world are "BANG!" when it should have been "click", and "click" when it should have been "BANG!"

If you carry a gun it cannot be small enough or light enough. If you are forced to use it, it cannot be big enough or powerful enough.

Guns don't kill. Physics does.

Brad
 
"there is nothing that can't be made worse with a dremel"

i love it , especially since i just got one recently.

as far as the political messages=

man i couldnt even try to list a favorite. vast majority have really cool ones.
i know mine annoys people. oh well
 
one of mine that I use often is
"just because you put frosting on a dog turd, don't make it a wedding cake"
 
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