I found this on another group. Anyone else see the episode ?
Did anyone see the completely pro-self defense skit on Mad TV on
Saturday?
It was really amazing.
A middle aged lady was telling her well to do friends how she took some
self defense classes to defend against men who would rape or rob them.
The lady asked her football playing son to act as the attacker and she
tried to do the hand to hand contact moves she learned....
She explained to her friends that if you just nail the guy in the right
place, he'd crumble and leave you alone..... Of course, her huge son had
no problem defending himself and threw her to the couch every time.
She then explained that she learned that a three step kick to the knee,
poke in the eye then flee move would protect you... again her son just
picked her up while she was counting her moves and tossed her to the
couch.
The flustered and embarrassed lady then explained to her friends how
there
was one last fool proof method to ward off an attacker.
She pulled a gun from her purse, her son screamed "a gun?!!? AAAHH!! what
are you doing?!!!" and ran from the room at the mere sight of his mom
threatenting him with it.... (no shots fired)
Her lady friends all nodded and smile with approval...
The end.
It was hilarious and a perfect example of how to communicate our ideas to
the greater community.
Did anyone see the completely pro-self defense skit on Mad TV on
Saturday?
It was really amazing.
A middle aged lady was telling her well to do friends how she took some
self defense classes to defend against men who would rape or rob them.
The lady asked her football playing son to act as the attacker and she
tried to do the hand to hand contact moves she learned....
She explained to her friends that if you just nail the guy in the right
place, he'd crumble and leave you alone..... Of course, her huge son had
no problem defending himself and threw her to the couch every time.
She then explained that she learned that a three step kick to the knee,
poke in the eye then flee move would protect you... again her son just
picked her up while she was counting her moves and tossed her to the
couch.
The flustered and embarrassed lady then explained to her friends how
there
was one last fool proof method to ward off an attacker.
She pulled a gun from her purse, her son screamed "a gun?!!? AAAHH!! what
are you doing?!!!" and ran from the room at the mere sight of his mom
threatenting him with it.... (no shots fired)
Her lady friends all nodded and smile with approval...
The end.
It was hilarious and a perfect example of how to communicate our ideas to
the greater community.