Performance counts in a gunfight. But do you have the luxury of getting a full eight hours of sleep and eats a good breakfast before tactical operations? Chances are, you don't. That's why we at Skunkabilly Tactical have created Scout Squad Cookies, essentially killing two birds with one 00 tactical low-recoil buckshot shell.
Col. Jeff's Scout Squad Cookies combine the taste of Girl Scout cookies with the energizing rush of a Powerbar at an amazing low price. Why wait all year to get a $3 box of cookies, or spend $1.50 on an energy bar that tastes like chocolate-flavored cardboard? Our cookies give you the tactical edge you need to negotiate an end to a sticky operation. Our tactical cookies are a high-nutrient energy bar in the package of a small, tasty cookie! Our six new flavors are:
1. Chocolate Chip Desert Camo -- The original chocolate chip energy cookie!
2. Night Operations Chocolate Chip -- A rich fudge brownie cookie with dark chocolate.
3. Arctic Camo Chocolate Chip -- White chocolate and macadamias.
4. Tea Stain Desert Camo Cinnamon -- A cookie with desert camo patterns of brown cinnamon and sugar!
5. Tactical Slimline Mints -- Thin mint cookies at a reduced profile for higher capacity. (Not approved for sale in California.)
6. Pacific Theater Tiger Stripes -- Just like Girl Scout Samoas, but more tactical. Chocolate tiger stripe cookies with shredded coconut sprinkles to break up the cookie's silhouette.
Toss a few cookies before you toss a flashbang! Only Skunkabilly Scout Squad Tactical Cookies will give you the nutritious edge you need to make it through an operation!