mortablunt
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Security hauled me in yesterday because somebody was making rumors that I "Go to halls where I shouldn't be. Am obsessed with army stuff and guns. Walking around the woods late at night. Talk about learning to track and shoot people. Want to join the British Army."
So apparently, taking a shortcut through my old residence hall is planning a crime. Purchasing and selling camo to people on campus for airsoft, paintball, and Humans Versus Zombies counts as being obsessed with the military. Supporting the second amendment, being knowledgeable about firearms, and not calling guns pure manifest evil is called being obsessed with weaponry. Hiking around the outside perimeter of the road at the end of the day when I've fulfilled the rest of my obligations counts as stalking in the woods. Talking about having practiced for HVZ counts as learning how to hunt and shoot people. Using a British accent instead of constantly shifting between accents counts as reason to suspect that I want to join the British Army.
I then was asked if I was happy here (I truly am), and if there's anything they can help me with. They also asked me if I had any friends and when I said yes, they asked me to name them. When they asked if I have any guns, I answered truthfully that I did not. I then got asked if I ever wanted to own a gun. I answered maybe someday after graduation I'd get myself a bolt action rifle and go to the range maybe once or twice a month. I then got asked why I'd ever want a gun. I made the safest answer I could and said that I was just interested in the sport and historical value. Their response was that shooting isn't a sport. I told them that there are shooting events in the Olympics, so yes there are shooting sports. I had to strongly resist the urge to say that I have a first amendment right to free speech and a fifth amendment right to not be forced to give testimony against myself.
I finally got told that it's an obligation for anyone to report suspicious words or activity to security and that I haven't done anything against the rules, although I was told that they may have to at some point search my room. So far, they have not mentioned anything pertaining to my activity on THR, GRM, or any other website.
I have not gone about talking about weapons and the relevant politics. The topics arose naturally in discussions with my roommate, and once during a class debate.
I got a feeling I know who did it. Strange that I've been moved out of his room for about 2 weeks now and then he files in a security complaint. Yes, this is likely the same guy I was asking for advice about earlier because he was a serious pothead. Imagine if I had turned him in simply because he did nothing for three weeks in September except for get stoned and talk about pot. Anyway for some reason, he suddenly decides that me supporting the second amendment and engaging him in some pretty intense debates about gun politics counts as a symptom of madness. I don't know who submitted the report, but it was probably him.
So far, that's the end of it for all that I know, although I wouldn't be surprised if this flared up again later. I'm not in trouble, although I'm probably being watched.
If you people in IT or Public Safety are reading this, then do rest assured that it's exactly as I said and just a hobby. I have enough respect for laws and policies to obey them. You can search my room all you like and you won't find any contraband.
So apparently, taking a shortcut through my old residence hall is planning a crime. Purchasing and selling camo to people on campus for airsoft, paintball, and Humans Versus Zombies counts as being obsessed with the military. Supporting the second amendment, being knowledgeable about firearms, and not calling guns pure manifest evil is called being obsessed with weaponry. Hiking around the outside perimeter of the road at the end of the day when I've fulfilled the rest of my obligations counts as stalking in the woods. Talking about having practiced for HVZ counts as learning how to hunt and shoot people. Using a British accent instead of constantly shifting between accents counts as reason to suspect that I want to join the British Army.
I then was asked if I was happy here (I truly am), and if there's anything they can help me with. They also asked me if I had any friends and when I said yes, they asked me to name them. When they asked if I have any guns, I answered truthfully that I did not. I then got asked if I ever wanted to own a gun. I answered maybe someday after graduation I'd get myself a bolt action rifle and go to the range maybe once or twice a month. I then got asked why I'd ever want a gun. I made the safest answer I could and said that I was just interested in the sport and historical value. Their response was that shooting isn't a sport. I told them that there are shooting events in the Olympics, so yes there are shooting sports. I had to strongly resist the urge to say that I have a first amendment right to free speech and a fifth amendment right to not be forced to give testimony against myself.
I finally got told that it's an obligation for anyone to report suspicious words or activity to security and that I haven't done anything against the rules, although I was told that they may have to at some point search my room. So far, they have not mentioned anything pertaining to my activity on THR, GRM, or any other website.
I have not gone about talking about weapons and the relevant politics. The topics arose naturally in discussions with my roommate, and once during a class debate.
I got a feeling I know who did it. Strange that I've been moved out of his room for about 2 weeks now and then he files in a security complaint. Yes, this is likely the same guy I was asking for advice about earlier because he was a serious pothead. Imagine if I had turned him in simply because he did nothing for three weeks in September except for get stoned and talk about pot. Anyway for some reason, he suddenly decides that me supporting the second amendment and engaging him in some pretty intense debates about gun politics counts as a symptom of madness. I don't know who submitted the report, but it was probably him.
So far, that's the end of it for all that I know, although I wouldn't be surprised if this flared up again later. I'm not in trouble, although I'm probably being watched.
If you people in IT or Public Safety are reading this, then do rest assured that it's exactly as I said and just a hobby. I have enough respect for laws and policies to obey them. You can search my room all you like and you won't find any contraband.