Gun ads in newspaper that lost something in the transcription

[The Lone Haranguer]

"Mouser" (for Mauser)
"Loophole" (for Leupold)
"Spring Filled" (for Springfield)

Feel free to add any funny mistranscriptions you've seen.

 

[Duke of Doubt]

"Moisin-Nagant"

"Mosoin Nagant"

"Mauser-Nagant"

"Legendary Springfield Armory Pistol"

"Classic Glock"

"Polymer, NOT plastic"

"High Standard Nine"

"AK47 Ass-Rife"

"Assault Rifle 15"

"Assault Rifle 16"

"AR-16"

".50 Caliber Barrett Blackpowder"

"Wincester 30-'30"

"Worcester Thirty Thirty"

"Worcestershire 3030"

"Castrated Bullet Mould"

"Nipple Wrenched"

and my personal favorite, "Fingerhole Assault Style".

 

[Maelstrom]

Fingerhole Assault Style

That's illegal in most parts of the country.