Now, down to 2...
Wonder nine with 15 gold dots in the dresser.
P226/.40 in the night stand with 18 155 gr Gold Dots in 2 mags.
I used to keep the VEPR K in the closet with 20 rds in it, unchambered... until I read some people's (over)penetration experiences with 7.26x39, and thought better of it. I live in an apartment, and the VEPR would likely penetrate SEVERAL walls. The other option for a long arm would be my Bushy superlight with 55gr FMJ, but after seeing what it can penetrate, I don't feel comfortable with that either, and it has some hellacious muzzle blast to it as well.
My roommate has a single shot 20ga in his room with shells nearby.
If we can't solve the problem with 33 Gold Dots and a couple rounds of #3 buck, we're probably screwed anyway.