Santa Rosa, CA:
I met this nice woman and invited her out. We had dinner, then an ice skating session. I took her home (no kisses), and on my way home I noticed a car behind me I thought I had seen earlier. I went past my residence, made a couple of turns, and the car was still there. When I made a third turn I found myself on a dead end street. Upon trying to turn around, the car blocked my way, and a big bruiser got out, getting a 2-foot piece of reinforcing bar from behind his seat. I rolled down my window and asked if there was a problem. Walking toward me he said "You've been dating my ex-wife and I don't like that!" Upon which I reached down and held up a pistol so he could see it, not even pointing it at him. He stopped, backed away, and without another word turned, tossed his rebar into his back seat, and quickly departed...as did I! (Side comment: I did not report this to the police...who knows what local laws I was unwittingly afoul of?)