I just killed Rocky

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While on routine patrol to the refridgerator I overheard footsteps above. Looking up I observed what appeared to be a Rat running across the visqueen that was covering the insulation in the ceiliing. I reached for my E1L Surefire Outdoorsman light for confirmation. Yep, it's a rat. I opened up.:what: BLAM!, BLAM!, BLAM!, both dogs jumped straight into the air 2ft from a dead sleep. Shooting AND moving I continued to chase the Bas#$%d across the ceiling, BLAM!!. The 158's felt a little hot out of the 638. I started to consider The possibility of compromising the roof. I did a tactical reload. On each strip I carry I keep one shotshell, loading it behind cover I prepared to continue the fight. BLAM!! That got the f3$%#r.:cool: As I was looking for something to catch the blood the garage door opened.:eek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!!! "Could you repeat the questions please?" SLAMMMM!! That didn't go to bad.:p I grabed my fileting knife and cut the animal out of the ceiling. I had grazing hits twice from the 158 SWC's, the shotshell was devistating nearly halving the squirrel. Yep it was a flying squirrel. I went back to watching Shootout on the History channel.:D

Jim
 
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Who you gonna call? Squirrelbusters!

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Boogie only three. Its an outbuilding made out of ruff sawn oak. Surprised anything went through.:) Ahh well.

Oh, I'm way out in the boonies.

Jim
 
Rocky's a squirrel. You mean you just killed Ratbert ? (Dilbert's pet rat).
 
Intercepted message to Kremlim.

Wocky Squirrel gone. Moose must die. - Boris.
 
Biker, What again!!!.:D Can't help it boys sometimes things just get on your nerves. What did Rooster say? Something like "This is a writ for a rat to be served To wit!" Served.

Workin man my ears are ringing as usual. Touch one off in a car or worse yet in a culvert once.:D

Roger he was flying, at least as much as physics would allow.:)


Jim
 
SOB!!!

When I was a kid I had a pet flying squirrel. The one you MURDERED (Sniff) was probably my pet's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great .......

AH... grand child.

So you read all of that???

Revenge is sweet... :evil:
 
"Mr. Rat, I have a writ here says you're to stop eating Chin Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of the same." - True Grit.
 
Old Fuff I had a pet one too just a couple years ago. I was saddened to see this but the Fu#$%er needs to stay out of my garage. They are a unique animal to watch. I had one stay in a bird house most of the winter. I wouldn't have shot if I knew it was a flying squirrel. Just as some people won't stop for traffic issues this squirrel refused to identify itself and forced me to escalate.:D Chance you take when you dick with someone who has a gun and will use it.:evil:

Jim
 
Jim, buddy, put the Wild Turkey down, come out of the shack and have your wife take you to the nearest petting zoo.:neener: Oh, yeah, without the gun.:evil:
 
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2 young squirrel, dressed & halved
1/2 cup honey
2 cups apple cider
2 bay leaves, crushed
1 TBL cornstarch
2 TBL water

Pat squirrel halves dry. Place on rack in broiler pan. Coat with half the honey. Broil 6 inches from heat source for 8 minutes. Turn. Coat with remianing honey. Broil for 8 minutes longer. Place in roasting pan. Pour cider over squirrel. Add bay leaves. Roast @ 350 degrees for 1 hour or until tender. Remove to serving platter; keep warm. Strain pan drippings into saucepan. Dissolve cornstarch in water; stir into pan drippings. Cook over medium heat until thickened, stirring constantly. Serve with squirrel. May serve with crisp shoestring potatoes and green salad. Yeild: 4 Servings.
 
Awesome!

I was about to put a garbage eating Racoon out of it's miserable little life with my .45 auto, when my wife reminded me it is illegal to discharge a firearm in the city. I reminded her we are just outside the city limits. She reminded me I was shooting 230gr Federal Hydra-Shok's and if I missed there could be a court hearing date. Good point honey! Damn Rocky the Racoon spared. Then he had the nerve to hiss at me. That's ok. Had fun chasing him with my spade shovel!

Have a good one everyone!
 
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