I'm so tactical that...

[Rachen]

I am so tactical, that Chuck Norris placed me on the picatinny rail of his AR15 instead of an M-9, and when he accidentally swept the muzzle across the horizon while standing on the banks of the Atlantic Ocean, the French across the ocean surrendered so fast, that the air disturbance caused by millions of upraised arms roared back across the ocean, whipping up severe thunderstorms, and finally creating what we know as Hurricane Dennis, 1999

 

[SamG.]

I'm so Tactical my house keys are made of milled, drop forged t7036 aluminum, that also has a built in glass breaker, with a 550 paracord lanyard, and a 300 lumen surefire light (built in). Can't find those in stores!

 

[Threeband]

Good Lord, is this thing still going?

I'm so tactical, I usually carry a small pocket knife, for cutting string, etc.

I'm so tactical, I try to practice Situational Awareness, and although Condition Yellow is VERY hard to maintain, I'm often able to stay in Condition Beige (or at least Ecru) for minutes at a time.

I'm so tactical I killed a rabid bat with a shovel yesterday.

 

[realmswalker]

I am so tactical, the government asked me to change my legal name to Tactical High-Speed Low-Drag. My Future wife is going have to deal with taking the last name of Low-Drag.

Notice how I said they "Asked me". No one TELLS me what to do, my tacticality is that high.

 

[wheelgunslinger]

I'm so tactical i can use my OODA loop as a field expedient snare

 

[Cannonball888]

I'm so tactical I use a suppressor for lower abdominal flatulence.

 

[Ltlabner]

I'm so tactical that I got stuck doing yardwork all day today.

 

[Bartkowski]

the government asked me to change my legal name

I'm so tactical the government doesn't know my name.

 

[jpatterson]

I'm so tactical that my entire skin is MOLLE and weaver compatible

 

[KiltedClaymore]

I'm so tactical the government doesn't know my name.

im so tactical, im the man with NO name.

 

[Bartkowski]

that also has a built in glass breaker

I'm so tactical, I don't need a glass breaker, my stare breaks it for me.

 

[KiltedClaymore]

I'm so tactical, I don't need a glass breaker, my stare breaks it for me.

im so tactical, my mere presence breaks glass, hearts, and my enemy's will to survive.

 

[DRYHUMOR]

I'm so tactical...

I snuck up on myself today during my Saturday afternoon nap

 

[steak-knife]

Yikes! This thread is still going on? Okay, just a couple more, and that's it for me.

I'm so tactical that Johnny Cash wrote a song about me....The Man in Black.

I'm so tactical that I've given "expert" advice on several firearms that I've never owned or fired, in a number of forums including this one.

 

[CountGlockula]

I'm so tactical that my combat insturctor is drill sgt. YouTube.

 

[DRYHUMOR]

I'm so tactical...

The Army's slogan "An Army of One" was created after veiwing my ops films,

 

[esmith]

Im so tactical that im jacking up my post count on THR off of this thread.

 

[Smith]

Im so tactical that im jacking up my post count on THR off of this thread.

Lol!

 

[revjen45]

I carry 2 handguns with extra magazines in my bathrobe (total bathrobe round count = 37). The cat is trained for HD-when he breaks wind the paint peels off and hazmat teams in moon suits are required to dispose of the intruders remains.

 

[Scott Skawronska]

I'm so tactical, my tactics have tactics, and they're secret too!

S

 

[DRYHUMOR]

I'm so tactical...

I leave no fingerprints, toeprints, or footprints. My voice is not recordable. My image cannot be captured.

I have actually been sighted only once...

As I passed from the womb to the doctor's hands.

 

[Ltlabner]

I'm so tactical, this is my blog.

http://www.askaninja.com/

 

[SCKimberFan]

I'm so tactical that SureFire named their company after me.

 

[FM12]

I'm so tactical I made 4 submarine patrols in the 1970's without being detected. AND..I have to only single tap, never double...kill twice as many for the same price.

 

[Floppy_D]

I wear body armor to protect the bullets, so I can reuse them. If they hit me, they'd shatter.