I cannot believe...
I cannot believe how many of you have fallen from the true path of the righteous...for shame....
Perhaps it is passing fad you say...
I say nay....
you cannot just have one....
not just one of those unholy Glock guns
Look at how many of you who have testified
That no matter how you've tried...
You could not stick with one
of those damnable Glock guns....
Instead some of you have gone twice, if not thrice..
to the sellers of of those plastic Tupperware guns.
I, myself, have resisted all temptations
At times, when tempted, I find myself taking a libation....
or two...but each time I have resisted the Call of the Glock.
Verily, I have stayed on the path of the free
Instead, I have collected the CZ
and the HK and other alphabetical guns
for I find that I cannot just have one.
I do not scorn the lowly Glock.
just that I choose to not have one in my house....but my 18 year old daughter....
Hmmm. methinks l must keep an eye on her
I have noticed her straying
though I have warned her that she must be obeying...until she can....
Nay, I cannot think that thought,
but the time is nye for her to buy her second gun.
i suspect that she may already bought herself....a Glock!
Oh woe is me.
Oh the shame!