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John Kerry's Iraq Policy: C-3PO Redux

Discussion in 'Legal' started by AZRickD, Sep 26, 2004.

  1. AZRickD

    AZRickD Participating Member

    Jun 16, 2003
    Stolen from Opinion Journal.com

    Some C-3PO quotes from 'Episode IV':

    "We'll be destroyed for sure! This is madness! We're doomed."

    "Hey! You're not permitted in there! You'll be deactivated for sure! Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!"

    "Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about? I'm not getting in there! I'm going to regret this."

    "How did we get into this mess? I really don't know how. We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."

    "Where do you think you're going? Well, I'm not going that way. It's much too rocky. This way is much easier."

    "What mission? What are you talking about? I've just about had enough of you! Go that way! You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile! And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't get it!"

    "No more adventures! I'm not going that way."

    "That malfunctioning little twerp! This is all his fault! He tricked me into going this way, but he'll do no better."

    "Protocol? Why, it's my primary function, sir. I am well versed in all the customs."

    "No, I don't think he likes you at all. No, I don't like you either."

    "It wasn't my fault, sir! Please don't deactivate me! I told him not to go, but he's faulty, malfunctioning. Kept babbling on about his mission."

    "I suggest a new strategy, R2: Let the wookie win."

    "Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault!"
  2. El Tejon

    El Tejon Elder

    Dec 24, 2002
    Lafayette, Indiana-the Ned Flanders neighbor to Il
    "Go back to Endor, you wookie!"
    "Wookies don't live on Endor."

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