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Mall Ninja?

Discussion in 'Handguns: Autoloaders' started by crawdaddy, Jun 21, 2009.

  1. crawdaddy

    crawdaddy Well-Known Member

    Alright, I need some help...What is a mall ninja?
  2. gripper

    gripper Well-Known Member

    The ultimate wannabe;replete with a truckload of tacticool-bubba'd gear.
    Usually seen in malls(BAD NINJA!-I SAW YOU!)...
    Think of a 25 year ol dguy in 1989....wearing old jungle cammies....and talking about is service ...in 'Nam.
  3. cyclopsshooter

    cyclopsshooter Well-Known Member

    so that guy they caught pretending to be a survivor of 911 and a war hero can be classified as a mall ninja?
  4. GZOh_Jr

    GZOh_Jr Well-Known Member

    Pretending to be a war hero and/or survivor makes you scum, but not necessarily a mall ninja.

    I take them to be anyone without any military or law enforcement connection who feels the need to have tactical/spec ops/special forces gear/accessories/attachments.

    A few gadgets here and there are admittedly cool, but too much makes you kind of a .... wannabe.
  5. 2RCO

    2RCO Well-Known Member

  6. gunlaw

    gunlaw Well-Known Member

    gecko 45 cannot be real. whoever made up this clown should write fiction for a living. if this guy is real he is the biggest a**wipe i have ever heard of.what a waste of flesh
  7. John Parker

    John Parker Well-Known Member

    Gecko_45 was a satirist poking fun at the absurdity of what was to become the Mall-Ninja.
  8. 2RCO

    2RCO Well-Known Member

    John after a few years of contemplation I tend to agree with your assessment.
  9. cyclopsshooter

    cyclopsshooter Well-Known Member

    so having never served but still owning a stock S&W M&P15 does not make me a mall ninja?
  10. 2RCO

    2RCO Well-Known Member

    No cyclops --to be a real mall ninja you have to have at least one duct taped on trauma plate and a tactical Golf Cart.
  11. John Parker

    John Parker Well-Known Member

    No...but tricking it completely out and making up stories about that time you took out some Hajis in 'the Box' would. Mall Ninjas are the guys who think that gear makes up for a lack of training, training, training.
  12. crawdaddy

    crawdaddy Well-Known Member

    I'm almost sorry I asked...I could have gone the rest of my life and not "known" about the "swat mall cops". I have met people like that but Gecko_45 takes the cake. Thanks for the education.
  13. cchris

    cchris Well-Known Member

    Just make sure you know ninjitsu, in case you encounter the guy.
  14. ljnowell

    ljnowell Well-Known Member

    You never know when you will need to climb up walls.
  15. JAV8000

    JAV8000 Well-Known Member

    Mall Ninja= a (out of shape) guy with a 5.56 AR15 that weighs over nine pounds.
  16. Rockwell1

    Rockwell1 member

    Only if you have the special wall climbing boots. .
  17. rondog

    rondog Well-Known Member

    Ninja, Mall, M1.

  18. yongxingfreesty

    yongxingfreesty Well-Known Member

    ^^ the above is a mall ninja.

    ar15s with all the tactical accessories too.
  19. JAV8000

    JAV8000 Well-Known Member

    yup, that's a mall ninja. Good god, is that real?
  20. bikerdoc

    bikerdoc Moderator

    Think Dufus.

    A mall ninja hasnt got the paperwork or skills to back up his claims.
    He needs to be challanged, embarassed, and in most cases given a wedgy, swirly, and have his swat pants run up a flag pole

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