Oh Dear, I've gone and scared the parents

[DontBurnMyFlag]

I recently told friends and family over dinner that I purchased a concealable sleek black-metal object with a high capacity load capable of doing harm with absolutly no background check at a local store.


As I let them thinking about what gun I bought now...I revealed to them, I bought a stapler.


So, next time your at the office. Just announce thats what your carrying to work, and then when your co-workers are confused, produce the stapler.

It got laughs from me, but Im easily entertained.

 

[Kharn]

You should've bought the red one from Office Space.

Kharn

 

[xring04]

must be black to be scary.

 

[benEzra]

Betcha it's even semiautomatic.

 

[yorec]

Ya know... if you found a way to put a scope on it, then you'd have a high capacity, concealable, sniper stapler!

 

[armoredman]

You see the size of the reloads they sell? No check, even to kids! Double ended nickled penetrators!

 

[Kurush]

Ex... excuse me... I believe you have my assault stapler!

 

[mons meg]

You should've bought the red one from Office Space.

That would be the red Swingline...it's classified as an assault stapler even though most of the features are cosmetic.

 

[bigun15]

...
DontBurnMyFlag,
It's people like you that deserve to be a millionaire, not those filthy hypocritical slobs.

 

[f4t9r]

I prefer the rapid fire electric model myself

 

[Vitamin G]

Actually, i believe that Swingline did not even produce a red stapler until "Office Space" created such a demand for one, that they had very little choice.