Old Mall Ninja MySpace blog...

[jakeswensonmt]

Cosmoline: great cartoon! I esp liked the "22LR" hovering in the raindrops.

 

[ridata]

Can't get the image out of my head of a 6'4 250 lb guy on a specially- modified electric golf cart tooling down to the other end of the mall in 8 minutes to respond to a supposed high alert situation....wow, just wow....

Hey, don't be making fun of the golf cart! (see attached picture)
Well, it isn't quite a golf cart..

 

[loboloco]

this stuff is great! I've been wondering about 'mall ninjas' for a few days now. I was starting to think actual ninjas were creeping around malls in their spiffy black pajamas, crawling through vents and popping out to attack shoguns and the what not. Next time I go the mall I'll be on the look out for DBUs, body armor, and cut down 10 inch .22 lr AR15, and so on and so forth... (can't...breath...laughing...too hard...)

 

[Gun Slinger]

jlpskydive,

Thanks for posting the link to Gecko45's site.

Just spent the last thirty minutes reading his material and laughing so hard and continuously that my ribs actually hurt and I had tears steaming down my face from laughing so hard. Coupla times, I couldn't draw a breath since I laughing so hard. Kinda hurt, too.

Tell you what, that guy is truly a gifted comedian and at the risk of giving him such an idea, he oughta be charging admission to that site. Never have I laughed so hard...