people from montana

[blackbearaddict]

i might be going to montana bear hunting in may non guided
how long might it take for 3 guys to take 1 bear each
thanks, addict

 

[ArmedBear]

It should only take a few minutes per bear.

Finding them is a different matter, especially the third one when you've scared off all the bears for miles around.

 

[oregonhunter]

oh about 46 minutes....................

 

[ArmedBear]

The opposite of antelope.

You can see them all over, but getting close enough to shoot 'em is a different thing altogether.

 

[BFE]

It started off sounding like one of those polish jokes, glad you got some decent answers.

 

[blackbearaddict]

thank you for sending me bear huntin

 

[TehK1w1]

Well, taking a bear can be a difficult task. It all depends on where you are taking it and if it is willing to split the cost of gas.

 

[leathermanwave]

If you don't know the area your odds are slim. If you three split up and hunt different areas, the weather cooperates and allows the bears to come out of hibernation, and hunt all season long you should all get bears. But you had better be prepared to work for them.

 

[Big Bill]

Here's how you get a bear in Montana:

Take an ice saw, a can of peas and a can opener out to a frozen Montana lake. With the saw, cut a big round hole in the ice, large enough to accomodite a huge bear.

Next, open the can of peas and spread them around the hole, and hide and wait.

Then when a bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

 

[blackbearaddict]

hahahaha that was pretty good

 

[Dravur]

Big Bill.....

Let's see..... My dad lives in Idaho.... you are from Idaho....

My dad told us that joke when we were kids......

DAD!

No wait... that would be Big Dean....


Hmmmmmm, you must know my dad...

 

[Big Bill]

I probably do know him. Is he from South Central Idaho?