Poll: Why did Cheney shoot Whittington?

Why did Cheney shoot Whittington?

  • He accidentally channeled Chuck Norris.

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • The gamma rays sent his pacemaker into double time and he was tripping out.

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • He caught Whittington making a cell-phone call to Al Queada.

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • He was sending a message to Scooter.

    Votes: 9 64.3%

  • Total voters
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Well, it wasn't #1.

Chuck Norris can just wish him dead, and it will happen. Unless Chuck decided the guy only needed to be wounded, and Cheney was the chosen method of action. :evil:

I am hearing today that Whittington is doing fine this morning. Good for him.
 
Technosavant said:
Well, it wasn't #1.

Chuck Norris can just wish him dead, and it will happen. Unless Chuck decided the guy only needed to be wounded, and Cheney was the chosen method of action. :evil:

I am hearing today that Whittington is doing fine this morning. Good for him.

Chuck does not posses the level of power to wish someone dead, only Mr. T can do that.
 
I'll bet that Scooter is sitting in a cheap motel room right now with the curtains drawn, huddled in a dark corner with a gallon of Old Crow in one hand and a pawn shop .38 in the other, watching the door....:uhoh:
 
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