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Poll: Why did Cheney shoot Whittington?

Discussion in 'Legal' started by Lobotomy Boy, Feb 13, 2006.


Why did Cheney shoot Whittington?

  1. He accidentally channeled Chuck Norris.

    1 vote(s)
  2. The gamma rays sent his pacemaker into double time and he was tripping out.

    2 vote(s)
  3. He caught Whittington making a cell-phone call to Al Queada.

    2 vote(s)
  4. He was sending a message to Scooter.

    9 vote(s)
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  1. Lobotomy Boy

    Lobotomy Boy Well-Known Member

  2. Technosavant

    Technosavant Well-Known Member

    Well, it wasn't #1.

    Chuck Norris can just wish him dead, and it will happen. Unless Chuck decided the guy only needed to be wounded, and Cheney was the chosen method of action. :evil:

    I am hearing today that Whittington is doing fine this morning. Good for him.
  3. Optical Serenity

    Optical Serenity Well-Known Member

    Thanks for the laugh...the only time these days I think of Chuck Norris is those "Total Gym Workout" infomercials. :D
  4. fourays2

    fourays2 Well-Known Member

    Chuck does not posses the level of power to wish someone dead, only Mr. T can do that.
  5. Onmilo

    Onmilo Well-Known Member

    Ummmm, Whittington is a Democrat??
  6. Biker

    Biker Well-Known Member

    I'll bet that Scooter is sitting in a cheap motel room right now with the curtains drawn, huddled in a dark corner with a gallon of Old Crow in one hand and a pawn shop .38 in the other, watching the door....:uhoh:
  7. Art Eatman

    Art Eatman Administrator Staff Member

    I should run a poll of why this thread even started. But I won't.

    :), Art
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