Seems like I just heard that...

[ZeSpectre]

This thread is so we can poke some good-natured fun at ourselves (the THR community). A lot of new stuff shows up all the time, and a lot of old topics get approached from fresh angles but it does seem like some topics really do just recycle over and over especially in the early summer .

I'll start out and you can add. Bonus points for links to relevant articles/threads, Style points for parody and irony .

Glock vs (fill in the blank).
What's the best gun/caliber for bear?
What's the best gun/caliber for home defense?
What's the best gun/caliber for concealed carry?
What's the best mousegun?
Why do you carry concealed?
How do you carry concealed?
Carry concealed or carry open?
When can I legally shoot someone?
Where can I legally carry in my state/locale?
Have you ever been robbed?
Have you ever been stabbed?
Have you ever been shot?
Have you ever shot someone else?
Here's the scenario, tell me how you'd save the day.
Tactical mall ninja in da hood.
and the ever favorite ZOMBIE threads

 

[Dr. Dickie]

What guns do you have?
What guns do you want?
What guns have you sold?
What guns have you bought?
What guns do you want to buy?
What guns do you want to sell?
What gun do you wish you never sold?
What gun do you wish you never bought?

It always seems to be about guns for some reason!

 

[ZeSpectre]

Oh Bravo!
And we're running strong right out of the gate!

 

[sansone]

things seem to pick up a bit end of summer, and of course hunting season.

 

[hankdatank1362]

The 642 Club
The 336 Club
The 1911 Club (I assume there is one)
The SIG club
Glock Club
Freakin Hi-poin club
Lorcin, Jennings, Bryco Club...
What gun should I buy next
Who carries cocked and locked
who carries with one in the chamber
let's see your guns
lets see your safes
lets see the front of your house, with street sign and house/apt. # clearly visible
Show me your arsenal
show me your hot sister (whoops )
What's in your Bug-out-bag
is .380 inadequate for SD?
how about .25 ACp?
.22LR?
.17HMR?
a pointy stick?

 

[MrDig]

Hey you guys forgot the following yet ubiquitous
1911 v. (FITB)
Why I think 1911's are obsolete

As well as the "Don't Sporterize/Bubba (XX Milsurp)

 

[R.H. Lee]

"Talk me into...." [fill in blank]
"Talk me out of......" [fill in blank]
"Is the 50 BMG (or whatever) enough gun for..." [fill in blank]

 

[ZeSpectre]

Hankdatank gets style points for "Show me your hot sister (whoops )" and "Is a pointy stick inadequate for SD?"

MDig gets a "how did I forget that" award for "Don't Sporterize/Bubba (XX Milsurp)"

 

[sansone]

you forgot "I took my mom hunting" .. and we drool over the keyboard

 

[Zero_DgZ]

Don't forget the ever-present "Guess what some moron told me at the gun store today."

 

[hankdatank1362]

Or.....

"Verdict still out on Jumbo"

"Sarah Brady bashes guns!"

"My debate with an anti"

"My reply to this anti"

"My reply to this Fudd"

any title with the word fudd or anti in it should immediately be stricken.

 

[antsi]

"You'll never believe what the guy in the gun store told me..."

 

[stevetexas]

Point Shooting Rules!!!!

 

[SWModel19]

WAL-MART

ETA: Can I have that half point now?

 

[ZeSpectre]

Double bonus points to SWmodel19!
You may have said the most in the fewest words of any post ever. There is also a delicious bite of irony. (minus half a point for not making WAL-MART blue )

 

[lee n. field]

old topics get approached from fresh angles

And not so fresh angles.

Maybe there should be a "Same Old Same Old" sub forum, where the moderators can move all the "9 vs. 45", "what gun for zombie", "Jesus is against gun control", "Dillon rulez!", etc. threads. Koolaide drinkers of many persuasions could hash it all out there.

 

[mpmarty]

What's moron labe mean?

 

[strat81]

What's a C&R?

 

[javacodeman]

The 642 Club
The 336 Club
The 1911 Club (I assume there is one)
The SIG club
Glock Club
Freakin Hi-poin club
Lorcin, Jennings, Bryco Club...

The H&K Club, too!!!

 

[Geronimo45]

What caliber for (gorilla, elephant, antelope, armadillo, humming bird, vampire bats, vampires, Michael Moore, lions, tigers, bears, frogs, Barney...)?

Home Invasion threads.

Which gun for (jogging, nudist colonies, woods, jungles)?

 

[SWModel19]

Which gun for (... nudist colonies...)?

That wouldn't be a CCW thread, would it?

 

[GEM]

What gun for my wife, girl friend, mom?

Why are there liberals who like guns and are not an authoritarian like me?

What to do when the pancake house gets held up?

Will you fight when the new AWB passes?

The UN is invading us to take our guns, will you fight?

If I get divorced, is my ex still my sister? Oops, that's from a different list.

 

[Geronimo45]

"That wouldn't be a CCW thread, would it?" Yes, it was.
http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=19897&highlight=nudist

 

[SWModel19]

Just thought of another:

XD stinks because you have to send it back to Springfield for repairs.

 

[MrDig]

Geronimo45, I am really sorry I clicked the link you provided..The minds eye and imagination meet with horrid results on this. But thanks for sharing.