Skunkabilly Tactical Mall Security Ad, Coming Soon to a Gun Rag Near You

[BerettaNut92]

FREEZE! MALL SECURITY!!

 

[Duke of Lawnchair]

Skunk,

When Wendy and I eventually get married, you're providing security.

CYBYWY

JIJO

 

[cslinger]

To be honest you kind of look like a preppy terrorist.

"Everybody down, this plane is going to the Gap."

Chris

 

[JimJD]

Hee-Hee!

 

[Andrew Rothman]

On the positive side, the black and white outfit is very skunk-like.

 

[Moparmike]

Tee-Hee...planes goin to the Gap...(wipes tear...)

What??? 5.11's dont come in black? Youre looking a little un-tactical. That might be resolved with some shiny polished Jack Boots. Where is your pistol? All I see is a shotgun and an ASP.

 

[Sactown]

Look out mall rats. There's a new sheriff in town. "Drop that cinnabon and hit the cheap carpet."

I don't think he's carrying an ASP. I believe that they are illegal in Kali.

 

[chetrogers]

Skunk if the smelly stuff ever hits the fan i hope im on your side..

 

[Valkman]

Will you use the Mall choo-choo to detain the offenders? That should be in the ad - it's important to prospective clients.

Are those the special "boots"?

 

[winstonsmith]

I don't see anything ductaped...

How are you going to take multiple .308 rounds now? Hmm?

Sheesh.

 

[gunsmith]

I am an armed security officer!

If you need ticket stubs checked I'm your guy!

sactown,guards can carry asp's if they have the right card.
My company only allows guns,no pepper spay or asp's

 

[cool45auto]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yeah!




Looks like his P7 at 4:00 maybe.

 

[TrapperReady]

With the white shirt and dark pants, he looks like he's from the militant arm of the Mormons.

The shotgun could be a breaching tool when people close the door on him.

 

[Pheonix]

Moparmike, actually the 5.11 pants do come in black, dark grey and dark navy, all of which look like black. However what he is wearing do not look like RR's, there are no cargo pockets. I expect more from you Skunk.

 

[Kahr carrier]

one word-TACTICAL.

 

[shermacman]

Hey Skunk!
If you are wearing body armor under that Nation of Islam white shirt then you are one skinny man!

 

[Gunhead]

Hey you can't call yourself mall security until you put a Harris bipod on that shotgun!

 

[El Tejon]

What's the mask for? To protect yourself from fumes from Starbuck's?

 

[AJ Dual]

Skunk looks like a character from "Heat" that got edited out of the final cut of the bank robbery sequence.

Showing up to the indoor pistol range in biz clothes, slacks, tie, etc.. Is allways a treat. Everyone else looks at you like you're FBI or a detective. Everyone sort of shuffled around uneasily in their lane until I started shooting.

Next time I have occasion to dress like that and shoot, I think I'll wear sunglasses, have a briefcase handcuffed to my wrist, and have a earpiece with the little coiled wire running to my collar. I'll just say nothing, do my shooting, and let everyone else think waht they want, LOL.

 

[cordex]

What's the mask for? To protect yourself from fumes from Starbuck's?

Maybe to prevent facial burns when flashbanging the softer side of Sears? Because he's an undercover agent who cannot reveal his identity as a Mall Enforcement Officer, though he has been called to interact with the public? Oooh, I know ... it's because his JBT intimidating short hair makes him cold, so he has to wear the mask to stay warm.

Am I close?

 

[El Tejon]

cordex, lol! "The softer side of Sears."

Maybe to protect himself from that awful vanillaesque perfume that the young female mall participants use? Man, that stuff is awful. The things that young guys put up with.

 

[Ky Larry]

What? No helmit? I am very disappointed.

 

[James Yeager]

Skunkabilly,

I am starting to mis your calls. Don'y you need armor for your security gig?

 

[Soap]

Nice!

 

[BerettaNut92]

>> Where is your pistol? All I see is a shotgun and an ASP. <<

Heh, it's at 4:00, right behind the Strider knife at 3:00....(no ASP for me)

>> Will you use the Mall choo-choo to detain the offenders? That should be in the ad - it's important to prospective clients. <<

I take no prisoners.

>> Are those the special "boots"? <<

Nope, Hugo Boss dress shoes

>> However what he is wearing do not look like RR's, there are no cargo pockets. I expect more from you Skunk. <<

It's my wedding and funeral getup The 5.11s are for my desert getup

>> What's the mask for? To protect yourself from fumes from Starbuck's? <<

To protect my identity...I don't want soccermoms finding out where I live and running me down for roughing up their brats!