The Consummate Gear Junkie?

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Monkeyleg

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Yesterday I had my bi-monthly stint as range safety officer.

A guy pulls up in a minivan, which is not unusual. I soon realized, though, why he needed a minivan.

After countless trips to the van, he finally had at his bench no less than six Craftsman large plastic tool boxes. By the time he finished bringing all the smaller Tupperware boxes to the bench, I'd lost count. Most infantry units travel with less equipment.

He posted his targets down at the 100 yard line, then proceeded to get out his gear.

Half an hour later, I was wondering if he'd brought a gun.

Then came the moment I'd been waiting for. He opened his rifle case and took out one of the most other-worldly looking rifles I've ever seen: base action was a Remington 700 Police, with a McMillan barrel, Jewell eight ounce trigger, one of the most complicated adjustable comb/pull/cant stocks I've ever seen, and a peepsight system that could probably rival any of our smart weapons utilized in Iraq. He told me he had more than $4000 into the rifle.

Setting up his spotting scope was like watching the Hubble telescope being deployed.

After watching all of this logistical maneuvering, I wanted to scream "shoot, dammit!"

But the best was yet to come.

After he'd occupied all seven rifle benches with his gear, he knocked his rifle off the bench. I went running to grab any piece of his expensive gear as the rifle hit the spotting scope, which hit the doo-hickey, which hit the other doo-hickey. I did manage to grab the rifle, and saw that it now had a 2" long gouge in the McMillan barrel and some pretty good scratches in his $750 stock.

He re-arranged his deployment of gear, then put on his hat. This was no pedestrian baseball hat: it had flaps held by velcro that could be dropped to the left or right like huge blinders.

He took his first shot at his 100 yard target. There was a cloud of dust in the dirt at the fifty yard line. Second shot, same thing.

Third shot produced a cloud of dust at about 60 yards. Fourth shot was pounding dirt at about 70 yards. Politely I asked, "are you getting on target yet?"

He said that he "walked" his sights up 10 MOA at a time.

OK.

After each shot he adjusted front and rear peep sights, using a magnifying glass that--yes--he carried in its own special velvet case. It even had a clamp to attach it to the stock.

Once he was on the 4'x4' cardboard with his shots, he said it was time for "major surgery." I thought perhaps he'd remove his eyes. Instead he brought out another case that contained a dial run-out gauge with a special clamp for the barrel. After a half-hour of adding all sorts of additional clamps to get it into position, he was ready: he was going to rotate the front sight .021" to the left.

Ooookaaayyy.

Finalllyyyyy....he took his real shot. It hit the bullseye, and he invited me to look. Yep, it did. The subsequent five shots were about four inches low and to the right, one inch high and to the left, and two inches low and right about center.

"Cheap Venezualan brass," he said.

When he brought his targets back, I realized that most guys with an AK or SKS could shoot similar groups, maybe even while drunk.

As he filled his van with the boxes of doo-dads and gee-gaws I watched another shooter who'd brought just his TC Contender and a box of .22 ammo. No other stuff. He drilled the targets from 25 yards out to 100 yards with open sights, standing. When he was finished, he put his TC in its case, pulled his targets and went home.

Such a simple regimen.
 
I've seen this guy in my parts...or at least his brother.
Dressed like the spokeperson from some high dollar exclusive dealer with a "IRCOOL" license plate...or was it " IRGood"....

I shot yesterday, well worn Tylenol canvas book bag, with 2 1911's in sack ups tossed in with a dozen mags, eyes and ears. Ammo in a big coffee can. I flunked style points 101. I used playing cards as targets.
 
I was at an outdoor range in North Georgia one day when a man came up with a dolly filled with tools and who knows what. He unpacked everything and pulled out his M1 Garand. He shot one clip full and started to take the rifle apart. He spent an hour messing with it, packed up everything and left. It worked before he fixed it!

-SquirrelNuts
 
I must have met their cousin at the range. This guy pulled out this sweet sniper type rifle with huge Nightforce scope and all the bells and whistles. He had his nice shooting mat and various other gear. It took him 15 minutes to unpack everything from the crazy cleaning aparatus to the various scopes and benches. The bad part was the guy could barely hit the 500 yard ram sihlouettes. With this gun he should have been hitting them in the head every time.
 
Monkeyleg, was the consummate gear junkie a skinny Asian guy with a CRV blasting Earl Scruggs? :D
 
Wow Monkeyleg, at first I was sure you were making it up, or at the very least exaggerating, but you described too many details for it to be fabricated.
 
I have seen a few of those guys when shooting highpower matches. Of course, it's the old guy with the canvas shooting jacket and binoculars (instead of the Kowa spotting scope) that usually wins. :rolleyes:
 
He must be working his way north because he was at my range last year. This time however he had a real nice M1A with all sorts of bells and whistles and a huge scope. He sets his target up about 35 yards out out in the middle of the range completely away from any berm (except the one at the far end of the range). He proceded to blast almost a full magazine out at the target then turned around and asked me how he was doing (I was helping out as a RO that day and had been giving him one of these :scrutiny: after he set up his target). He had completely missed not only the target but the entire stand that it was hanging on (old real estate sign) :eek: . Because he was nowhere near a berm I couldn't even tell him which direction he was off in. He changed magazines and proceded to shoot off in different directions away from the stand to see if he could bring it back onto target. It didn't work. Here is a guy with close to a $2000 rifle package who puts 30 rounds downrange and didn't get it on the paper even once at 35 yards :what: .

As he was packing up I suggested that he go get it bore sighted before trying again. I got the deer in the headlights :confused: look from him. He then told me that he thought that it was accurate enough the way it was :rolleyes:. I was tempted to pull the USP out from under my shirt and show him that yes it was possible to hit that target from this distance.

Unbelievable.

Greg
 
I see these guys out at my range all the time, but they don't seem to be missing the target like these fellers are. In fact they are usually shooting some very nice groups. Of course if you take all day to shoot twenty rounds, I can see where you'd do well.
 
Kmays, I'm one of those guys who takes four hours to shoot sixty shots from a rifle. Which is probably why I don't shoot rifles very often. ;)

My goal has always been to take a factory rifle and, with good handloads, put five shots into a single hole. I've come within one shot of achieving that goal, but the reloading acrobatics required to get that far consume far more time than I have now.

I know great shooters who have specialized gear for their sport. But they don't bring it in by the vanload.

And this is absolutely the first time I've seen anyone adjust his sights with a dial run-out indicator.

I wonder: does Jeff Cooper even own a dial run-out indicator?
 
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