NotQuiteSane
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I live across the street from a real, um, uh, something.
I've learned a lot from this guy. Supposedly ex navy, & sherrifs deputy. things like:
CSI is a reality show.
All firearms in Oregon must be registered
by federal law, a revolver may only hold 6 rounds, pistols, & long arms 5, including one in the chamber. Due to this law, there are no weapons made that do not conform.
Bobby Kennedy was shot with a semi-auto (and not the 9 shot H&R found in sirham's hand)
The Marine corps makes air rifles based on the m14 (true), which is the favorite weapon of the recon teams, because it is silent
Almost every police department in the United States uses S&W revolvers. those that don't use Colt revolvers.
S&W provided funding to start Colt, Schofield, Frontier and Ruger
The .30 carbine is the best deer rilfe you can buy, but a 32-20 is a good second choice
Teh 10mm cartridge is illegal because it is armor peircing. It will also blow a man's head clean off
I'll get 10 more MPG if I put dual exhaust under my truck (ever hear of the guy who put every gas saving device he could find on his car? he had to stop every 5 miles to bail the gas out)
16" rims will not work on my scout, they're too big
The aids virus is a secret plot by the iranian and vietnamese governments, they invented it, infected their agents, then sent them over here to infect us
and my personal favorite:
Some people are really good with computers. like that little retarded 8 year old boy who broke into the russians system, found the codes for the rockets the russians have on the moon. He re programed them so they'd hit russia instead if they're launched. got an award from the president for doing that.
Unfortuantly, the last time the russians were up there, they discovered what happened, and pointed them back at us. But don't worry folks! that kid will break the codes again, and then we'll be safe again
I keep looking for his crack pipe, but I can't spot it.
NQS
I've learned a lot from this guy. Supposedly ex navy, & sherrifs deputy. things like:
CSI is a reality show.
All firearms in Oregon must be registered
by federal law, a revolver may only hold 6 rounds, pistols, & long arms 5, including one in the chamber. Due to this law, there are no weapons made that do not conform.
Bobby Kennedy was shot with a semi-auto (and not the 9 shot H&R found in sirham's hand)
The Marine corps makes air rifles based on the m14 (true), which is the favorite weapon of the recon teams, because it is silent
Almost every police department in the United States uses S&W revolvers. those that don't use Colt revolvers.
S&W provided funding to start Colt, Schofield, Frontier and Ruger
The .30 carbine is the best deer rilfe you can buy, but a 32-20 is a good second choice
Teh 10mm cartridge is illegal because it is armor peircing. It will also blow a man's head clean off
I'll get 10 more MPG if I put dual exhaust under my truck (ever hear of the guy who put every gas saving device he could find on his car? he had to stop every 5 miles to bail the gas out)
16" rims will not work on my scout, they're too big
The aids virus is a secret plot by the iranian and vietnamese governments, they invented it, infected their agents, then sent them over here to infect us
and my personal favorite:
Some people are really good with computers. like that little retarded 8 year old boy who broke into the russians system, found the codes for the rockets the russians have on the moon. He re programed them so they'd hit russia instead if they're launched. got an award from the president for doing that.
Unfortuantly, the last time the russians were up there, they discovered what happened, and pointed them back at us. But don't worry folks! that kid will break the codes again, and then we'll be safe again
I keep looking for his crack pipe, but I can't spot it.
NQS
