twoblink
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<rant on>
When I look across the ballot and see the choices we have this election, I just want to stick a on the ballot and call it a day.
So.. Let me go ahead and rant and rage.
Not that I think too much of myself, but I feel, I probably would be a better candidate than Bush or Kerry. (Hard to be a worse candidate.. oh wait, Gore proves otherwise)..
So I figure I'd go ahead and list my (superior) platform here on THR, just to show Bush and Kerry, what a REAL candidate looks like.
The issues::
(Iraq) ~ Setup a Republic there, train a small army there for national defense, and get our boyz home. If they don't want us there, then let's not be there. We setup infrastructure, and let them help themselves.
(Taxes) ~ IRS.. GONE. 15% flat tax across the board, no stupid graduated systems set up to punish those who strive succeed in the land of the free. No double taxation. Corporate tax, 15% as well. This to me seems the fairest, you make more, then your 15% will be more in terms of $$$, you make less, your 15% is less.
(Civil Liberties) ~ anti-freedom, err. I mean Patriot act, GONE. The 2A is civil defense, yes?
(2nd Amendment/Guns) ~ "No honest citizen needs less than 30 rounds." And I'd make Skunk the Minister of Tacticalness, and Tamara would be in charge of the Armoury. Oleg would be in charge of foreign affairs.
(Health Care) ~ Get the Hillary out of the Health Care system.
(Social Security) ~ Privatize. I hesitate, but would probably enforce a 7% savings plan, into AA and AAA investment instruments (default), or those who know how to invest, can sign a waiver and invest their money whereever they like.
(Gays) ~ I see it like "Chinese", what about Gays? Absolutely non-issue.
(Abortion) ~ I believe there are 5 people who should be involved in a discussion about abortion: 1) The mother 2) The father 3) Someone on behalf of the health of the child 4) The doctor 5) the man/woman of cloth. Notice nowhere is government mentioned. It's a private affair, like picking what color underwear. So my personal viewpoint on it is totally irrelavent.
(Gun in schools) ~ like driver's ed, riflemanship offered as a class, teachers allowed to pack. Manditory riflemanship classes for everybody in high school, so everybody has safe knowledge of gun handling, as well as manditory first aid classes.
(War on Drugs) ~ Stop the stupid war on drugs. Legalize marajuana, and promote commercialization of industrial hemp and industrial hemp oil.
(Parent's Rights) ~ When you are under 18, you are under the control of your parents. That's about. They have a right to dictate what you do.
(Public Schools) ~ Let's get government out of the education business. Parents will pick what school they want their children to go to, or homeschool. Some might want their kids brought up with a religious background, others will compete for the $$$ and so will raise the quality of education all around. Free market system, just like universities. Of which, state funded universities, stop funding.
(Courts) ~ Loser pays. If a crime is committed during the said incident, the criminal has no rights to sue. Fee based court system.
(Responsibility) ~ If you kill someone with a Cutco, I don't sue cutco. If you kill someone with a Kimber, I don't sue kimber. I go ahead and put the blame ON THE PERSON.
(Space Program) ~ Privatize.
(UN) ~ What UN? Get the F* out of the UN.
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What do you all think of my platform?
When I look across the ballot and see the choices we have this election, I just want to stick a on the ballot and call it a day.
So.. Let me go ahead and rant and rage.
Not that I think too much of myself, but I feel, I probably would be a better candidate than Bush or Kerry. (Hard to be a worse candidate.. oh wait, Gore proves otherwise)..
So I figure I'd go ahead and list my (superior) platform here on THR, just to show Bush and Kerry, what a REAL candidate looks like.
The issues::
(Iraq) ~ Setup a Republic there, train a small army there for national defense, and get our boyz home. If they don't want us there, then let's not be there. We setup infrastructure, and let them help themselves.
(Taxes) ~ IRS.. GONE. 15% flat tax across the board, no stupid graduated systems set up to punish those who strive succeed in the land of the free. No double taxation. Corporate tax, 15% as well. This to me seems the fairest, you make more, then your 15% will be more in terms of $$$, you make less, your 15% is less.
(Civil Liberties) ~ anti-freedom, err. I mean Patriot act, GONE. The 2A is civil defense, yes?
(2nd Amendment/Guns) ~ "No honest citizen needs less than 30 rounds." And I'd make Skunk the Minister of Tacticalness, and Tamara would be in charge of the Armoury. Oleg would be in charge of foreign affairs.
(Health Care) ~ Get the Hillary out of the Health Care system.
(Social Security) ~ Privatize. I hesitate, but would probably enforce a 7% savings plan, into AA and AAA investment instruments (default), or those who know how to invest, can sign a waiver and invest their money whereever they like.
(Gays) ~ I see it like "Chinese", what about Gays? Absolutely non-issue.
(Abortion) ~ I believe there are 5 people who should be involved in a discussion about abortion: 1) The mother 2) The father 3) Someone on behalf of the health of the child 4) The doctor 5) the man/woman of cloth. Notice nowhere is government mentioned. It's a private affair, like picking what color underwear. So my personal viewpoint on it is totally irrelavent.
(Gun in schools) ~ like driver's ed, riflemanship offered as a class, teachers allowed to pack. Manditory riflemanship classes for everybody in high school, so everybody has safe knowledge of gun handling, as well as manditory first aid classes.
(War on Drugs) ~ Stop the stupid war on drugs. Legalize marajuana, and promote commercialization of industrial hemp and industrial hemp oil.
(Parent's Rights) ~ When you are under 18, you are under the control of your parents. That's about. They have a right to dictate what you do.
(Public Schools) ~ Let's get government out of the education business. Parents will pick what school they want their children to go to, or homeschool. Some might want their kids brought up with a religious background, others will compete for the $$$ and so will raise the quality of education all around. Free market system, just like universities. Of which, state funded universities, stop funding.
(Courts) ~ Loser pays. If a crime is committed during the said incident, the criminal has no rights to sue. Fee based court system.
(Responsibility) ~ If you kill someone with a Cutco, I don't sue cutco. If you kill someone with a Kimber, I don't sue kimber. I go ahead and put the blame ON THE PERSON.
(Space Program) ~ Privatize.
(UN) ~ What UN? Get the F* out of the UN.
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What do you all think of my platform?