Double Naught Spy
Sus Venator
While I agree that all legal adults should carry guns, not all of the examples provided were situations were adults were present.
Not all of the attacks were vicious per se, unless you consider normal sort of hunting, feeding and defense behaviors of animals to be vicious. That would make humans vicious to animals as well.
In going through bear attack resources while working in Alaska, it became readily apparent to me that part of the reason so many people get attacked or killed by bears is human stupidity. God is just trying to thin the herd a bit so that the human population will be strong and we thumb our noses at him by giving guns to stupid people, only a few of which end up shooting themselves, a few that end up shooting friends, but the rest somehow managing to survive.
As a person who did work rendering skeletons from roadkill for comparative anatomy, I really liked the original thread title even though it wasn't the intentional thread title. Viscous animals are really just a threat to your car's interior if the bag leaks.
Not all of the attacks were vicious per se, unless you consider normal sort of hunting, feeding and defense behaviors of animals to be vicious. That would make humans vicious to animals as well.
In going through bear attack resources while working in Alaska, it became readily apparent to me that part of the reason so many people get attacked or killed by bears is human stupidity. God is just trying to thin the herd a bit so that the human population will be strong and we thumb our noses at him by giving guns to stupid people, only a few of which end up shooting themselves, a few that end up shooting friends, but the rest somehow managing to survive.
As a person who did work rendering skeletons from roadkill for comparative anatomy, I really liked the original thread title even though it wasn't the intentional thread title. Viscous animals are really just a threat to your car's interior if the bag leaks.