Funk, true funk. For James Gandolfini fans - y'know, like in "the mexican".
Or if you're chrono'ing your new hot loads - F**! that's fast!
Or if you're Zumbo - Feed the Fudds
Or if you're Pelosi - Fight the Facts
Or if you're some sort of weird foot fetishist - Feel the Feet.
OK, I'm running out of ideas.