Barney gets a clean kill
As a father of a 30 month old, I understand your pain.
I think Barney deserves a quick, clean killing shot. In a classic sort of way, I would personally like to use some sort of European Drilling on him.
The Wiggles on the other hand get this treatment ... every single one of the cast members....
This is an old Persian execution method. Take the condemd (sp?) and slice open both palms of their hands (or paws???). Pour salt into the wound, stick their finger tips into the cuts. Then bind the persons hands into fists with leather. Then soak their hands in water long enough so the leather will shrink tight around their fists.
Infection will set in about three days later. The fingernails will continously grow into the wound, keeping it from healing, creating more infection and agonizing pain. Eventually gangrene will set in and spread up both arms. The victim will usually die in extreme pain approximatley 30 days later.
I save this special treatment for very deserving individuals. The Wiggles qualify.