Those Honor Guards are a real danger to society.
We should ban them. It's dangerous, and a violation of safe gun handling rules.
Also, how about those Civil and Revolutionary war re-enactors. They actually aim at each other, and shoot those nasty cannon all over the place. Scary!
And I'm positively just beside myself with worry over what may happen to all the poor actors in the movies, waving those guns around and shooting at each other. The horror!
And how about those poor military people with that...what's it called? MILES gear. Shooting guns is bad enough, but they use those EEEEEVVVVIL laser thingies, too! AAAAAARRRRGGGHH. I can't stand it that they so brazenly violate safe gun handling procedure. They should all be locked up. It's for the CHIIILDREN!
Then there's those POlicemen. Running around pointing guns at people, drawing them out in the open air, in front of us. How DARE they! Ban them, TOOO! What, it's practice you say? I don't care, it violates my personal rules of saftey. Those civil servants just can't be TRUSTED with play bullets, you see! What if they make a mistake?0
I think we need to lighten up a bit. If nothing goes up, nothing comes down, you see.