Everyone needs one when they start spraying lead. get one now!
W wingnutx Member Joined Dec 27, 2002 Messages 1,047 Location Phoenix, AZ Sep 26, 2003 #1 Everyone needs one when they start spraying lead. get one now!
4v50 Gary Moderator Staff member Joined Dec 19, 2002 Messages 22,499 Sep 26, 2003 #2 From Monty Python & the Holy Grail... Run Away! Run Away!
S Smoke Member Joined Dec 25, 2002 Messages 3,253 Location Bosque County, Texas Sep 26, 2003 #3 "I'm going to punch you with such reckless abandon, you'll age fifty years!!" Click to expand... I like it even if it is not appropriate for my defensive principles.
"I'm going to punch you with such reckless abandon, you'll age fifty years!!" Click to expand... I like it even if it is not appropriate for my defensive principles.
D Dorrin79 Member Joined Jan 8, 2003 Messages 883 Location Central Texas Sep 26, 2003 #4 mine is... "Not in the face!!!!"
Jesse H Member Joined Dec 26, 2002 Messages 703 Location The Great State of Texas Sep 26, 2003 #5 "I'm going to torment you until you are hot and bothered, and add a notch to my bedpost!" Click to expand...
"I'm going to torment you until you are hot and bothered, and add a notch to my bedpost!" Click to expand...
C cslinger Member Joined Dec 24, 2002 Messages 5,462 Location Nashville, TN Sep 26, 2003 #6 God I needed that. This is funny as heck. Mine is. "For the love of beatings, no flesh shall be spared!!"
God I needed that. This is funny as heck. Mine is. "For the love of beatings, no flesh shall be spared!!"
OP OP W wingnutx Member Joined Dec 27, 2002 Messages 1,047 Location Phoenix, AZ Sep 26, 2003 #7 mine isn't really suitable for mixed company, but here goes: Sprinting through the freeway, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Wingnutx! And he gives an ominous cry: "I'm going to fork you until your rump glows, and trade you for a candy bar!"
mine isn't really suitable for mixed company, but here goes: Sprinting through the freeway, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Wingnutx! And he gives an ominous cry: "I'm going to fork you until your rump glows, and trade you for a candy bar!"
M mephisto Member Joined Jan 3, 2003 Messages 324 Location In a geographic anomaly Sep 26, 2003 #8 “Touch my monkey, TOUCH IT!!!!!!!â€
4v50 Gary Moderator Staff member Joined Dec 19, 2002 Messages 22,499 Sep 26, 2003 #9 Guys, methinks Art's gramma wouldn't approve.