Um...
I would resist until they kill me.
Then...
I would come back as a zombie (black magic is an integral part of my SHTF plan) and resist until they destroyed my brain.
Then...
I would come back as a gun-grabbing liberal (brain destroyed, remember) and disarm them. Then my wife would probably finish them off with any of my varied collection of California-legal (and therefore gun-grabbing liberal approved) weapons while I did yoga or joined PETA or sat in a tree or tie-dyed my underwear or something else equally useful and beneficial to society.
I guess what I'm trying to say is I'd stop resisting when they stop giving me a reason to resist.
Just try and figure out which parts of that were sarcastic. I dare you.
I would resist until they kill me.
Then...
I would come back as a zombie (black magic is an integral part of my SHTF plan) and resist until they destroyed my brain.
Then...
I would come back as a gun-grabbing liberal (brain destroyed, remember) and disarm them. Then my wife would probably finish them off with any of my varied collection of California-legal (and therefore gun-grabbing liberal approved) weapons while I did yoga or joined PETA or sat in a tree or tie-dyed my underwear or something else equally useful and beneficial to society.
I guess what I'm trying to say is I'd stop resisting when they stop giving me a reason to resist.
Just try and figure out which parts of that were sarcastic. I dare you.
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