Ron James beat me to it. But to correct an inexactitude, the term "firearm" was invented by one "Billie-Jo-Bob Brain" on a Bangor Saturday night. The evening's festivities included appearances by Mr. Walker, Mr. Beam, and of course the ubiquitous and award-winning Mr. Pabst. At some point, the integrity of a kerosene lantern was compromised. Mr. Billie-Jo-Bob Brain came running out of his camp with both upper appendages aflame, shouting, "Fire! Arm!" Yeah, he hadn't even seen what had happened to the other one, yet. Still, those were good clams, that night. Ayuh.