...you look at your coffe table's wood patterns and think "This piece right here will make some fine new grips."
...you name you son Gage.
...you name your daughter Coltina.
...you call your daughter not Tina, not Ina, but Colty.
...you pay your monthly bills and go "Dang, that could have been a SKS, an AK, etc."
...you drive your wife nuts by continuelly pausing your Friday night movie in order to make or gaze upon a gun used in an action sequence while trying to educate her at the same time "See, that there is an AK-47, and that is a Beretta..."
...you brake down, buy a new coffee table for your 'wife's birthday', and ship part of the old one to Hakan.
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Thank God I have some self control or more than one or two of the above would be true
Nik