Demi-human
maybe likes firearms a little bit…
You: “Shoot him! He’s going to kill us!”
Your friend: “Have him come over here, I can’t get a good signal in the garage...”
Thug: “The battery is probably weak. Here, give it a minute, happens to mine all the time. Do you have steel roofing?...”
You: “Do you have your thumb on the print reader right?”
Your friend: “Yeah. Maybe the lens is dirty...”
Thug: “True that! I don’t even bother after eating pizza or fried chicken, it just won’t work with the greasy. Or sometimes when my hands are sweaty, too. One of the benefits of wearing this flag, here, wipe it down on the grip side. Usually works for me...”
(It’s only funny in fiction.)
Your friend: “Have him come over here, I can’t get a good signal in the garage...”
Thug: “The battery is probably weak. Here, give it a minute, happens to mine all the time. Do you have steel roofing?...”
You: “Do you have your thumb on the print reader right?”
Your friend: “Yeah. Maybe the lens is dirty...”
Thug: “True that! I don’t even bother after eating pizza or fried chicken, it just won’t work with the greasy. Or sometimes when my hands are sweaty, too. One of the benefits of wearing this flag, here, wipe it down on the grip side. Usually works for me...”
(It’s only funny in fiction.)