I have a theory - when I drop primers on the floor they enter a quantum time warp and jump several weeks into the future. This happens even before they reach the floor, which is why I never hear them hit. When I look down and search the area, of course there's nothing there because they have time jumped several weeks into the future.
This wouldn't be too bad since there's no loose primer on the floor now, except that the magnetic properties of the time warp have an anchoring effect on the primer. Instead of now moving forward on a day by day basis, the primer slowly looses it's quantum anchoring force which allows it to slip back in time while I move forward on a day by day basis. The end result is that at some point in the future, maybe a couple of days, maybe a week, maybe even a month, but when I'm least expecting it, I'll manage to find it either by stepping on it or vacuuming it up, which will result in a very high propability of setting it off, thereby destroying the vacuum bag and making me several ounces lighter!
Now - what other questions are out there - like what causes flyers??
This wouldn't be too bad since there's no loose primer on the floor now, except that the magnetic properties of the time warp have an anchoring effect on the primer. Instead of now moving forward on a day by day basis, the primer slowly looses it's quantum anchoring force which allows it to slip back in time while I move forward on a day by day basis. The end result is that at some point in the future, maybe a couple of days, maybe a week, maybe even a month, but when I'm least expecting it, I'll manage to find it either by stepping on it or vacuuming it up, which will result in a very high propability of setting it off, thereby destroying the vacuum bag and making me several ounces lighter!
Now - what other questions are out there - like what causes flyers??