You'd think this was a joke but as hard as it is to get a carry license in NJ this is probably easier. Although I'm not sure carrying an axe in NJ is legal either.
https://nypost.com/2019/12/15/jews-...elf-defense-class-after-jersey-city-shooting/
https://nypost.com/2019/12/15/jews-...elf-defense-class-after-jersey-city-shooting/