My 20-step program:
1. Realize you are good enough.
2. Acquire 8-12 years of metallurgical experience.
3. Shop thrift stores for brass lamps and rub vigorously. I cannot stress the vigorous portion enough.
4. Research rifles in your budget that appeal to you.
5. Research further before concluding your instincts were indeed correct.
6. Travel to your LGS to discuss said rifle and extoll its virtues.
7. Pick up 5 donuts, no more, no less, on way home from Gun store.
8. Check manufacturer’s site for full specifications.
9. Sleep. You need sleep and before so serious a venture sleep is imperative.
10. Dream about that way way out target, a full 300 (!!!) yards away.
11. Wake up refreshed and check wiki for MOA conversion to inches.
12. Return to LGS and inform staff that you intend to purchase said rifle, but not today. This will instill in them the idea that you are a serious tire kicker.
13. This is really step 12: write down MOA to inch conversion on palm to let gun-shop guys know how big your group will be. In inches.
14. Cash your check on payday.
15. Yes it’s donut time again, the number being unimportant but at least 20 as it is well known as the magic threshold.
16. Have a steak dinner. Being payday and with all those carbs you’ll thank me for this crucial step.
17. Trip 3 to the LGS is where no holds are barred. Insist on a box of ammo being thrown in to “sweeten the deal”.
18. Cut carefully with scissors across the plastic to remove scope. Fooled you! No bubble pack scope will do at loooong range. $129 Walmart run for Nikon Pro Staff BDC reticle. DO NOT opt for less at 300 yards.
19. Having pieced together your well reasoned combo, get thee to the range.
20. Proudly declare your trusty rifle will shoot 3/4 MOA (and show conversion in inches to prove you understand MOA) all day long if you do your part.
I like to add a victory lap, having endured all 20 steps and more often than not include pictures of my 25 yar...300 yard groups. Add in the age I began shooting, suggest I am now decades older, remind people it was only a 3-9x scope, and lavish praise on the $16 rings whose brand I cannot divulge.
Should you chose to follow the steps you will no doubt have a rifle you are proud to own and, depending on willpower, a few leftover donuts. Now if 1/2 MOA is your bag then step 21 is precisely 3 words: Boyd’s Stock.