You can't hit the two second reloading with a stick and loose cartridges, but with practice you can with a moonclip feed revolver.
How do I politely say I couldn't care less?
I only shoot in two competitive sports, and moon clips, or revolvers for that matter are not allowed in Trap.
The other one is CAS. I'm pretty sure there are no Single Action revolvers that use moon clips. You unload a Colt by opening the loading gate, setting the hammer at half cock, and emptying each chamber one by one by poking the empties out, but with the built in ejector rod, not with a stick. Then to reload you load one, skip one, load four more then bring the hammer to full cock and lower it on an empty chamber. I can't recall the last time we had a revolver reload on the clock, just way too much hassle. That's one reason we shoot two revolvers, so we don't have to reload in the middle of a 'gunfight'.
Seriously though, if I was shooting 45ACP in a timed sport, I would probably have dozens of clips and all the stuff needed to load them. But I don't, so I don't need all that stuff. When I'm at the range with a 45ACP revolver I actually use a small brass rod to poke out the empties, I'm not crawling around on the ground looking for a stick. I'm with CraigC on this one, I don't need the extra hassle of messing with clips, and I can reload all the 45AR I want, I have plenty of brass.
Which reminds me. Some guys in CAS are always looking for the mythical 'clean burning' powder. They think a little bit of soot or burnt powder grains in the bore is going to somehow slowdown their split second times, or jam their rifles. These guys often show up at the unloading table and rather than use the ejector rod to empty their revolvers, they open the loading gate, rotate the cylinder for each chamber, and bang the butt of the revolver on the table to shake out the empties. These are the guys who get upset about a little bit of unburned Whiz Bang in their chambers preventing the empties from spilling out when the cylinder is rotated to line up each chamber with the unloading gate. If I'm on unloading table duty when one of these guys shows up, I always ask them if they know what that thing under the barrel is for.