borrowedtime69
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So, what funny or quirky stuff do you have to share about knives, axes, other primitive weapons, stories, photos, cartoons, memes, & oddities?
I'll start: I didn't write this but I did add a little to it.
My Dark Ops Shadow Knife. It's black. I sleep with it, I shave with it, I spear squirrels on the run with it. It's helped me de-animate hostile threats in the war-torn streets of third-world hell-holes. And it's black. It has more teeth than all my redneck cousins. I can vicariously live the life of an indestructible warrior through it. It's black. It makes me feel better about my pathetic, mediocre life. It's impregnated with Depleted Uranium. It's made of metal from a meteor and was forged in an active volcano by an ancient Icelandic Master Blade Smith. Oh, and it's really cool because it's black.
Also, here's a great song by my favorite band Blue Oyster Cult called "Black Blade", a funny song about this poor guy chosen by an ancient sword that uses him as it's "killing tool."
Looking forward to see what you all have out there!
I'll start: I didn't write this but I did add a little to it.
Dark Ops Shadow Knife
My Dark Ops Shadow Knife. It's black. I sleep with it, I shave with it, I spear squirrels on the run with it. It's helped me de-animate hostile threats in the war-torn streets of third-world hell-holes. And it's black. It has more teeth than all my redneck cousins. I can vicariously live the life of an indestructible warrior through it. It's black. It makes me feel better about my pathetic, mediocre life. It's impregnated with Depleted Uranium. It's made of metal from a meteor and was forged in an active volcano by an ancient Icelandic Master Blade Smith. Oh, and it's really cool because it's black.
Also, here's a great song by my favorite band Blue Oyster Cult called "Black Blade", a funny song about this poor guy chosen by an ancient sword that uses him as it's "killing tool."
Looking forward to see what you all have out there!
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