Dress Me Up

Dude, no offense, but you *really* need to find a girlfriend.

Sawdust

1. Pack - na
2. Long gun - Pfft
2a) Optics? - For sissies and old people with bad eyes
2b) Load bearing gear? - For sissies and weaklings
3. Pistol - Now we're talking. Two 92F's with all the bells, plus suppressors
4. Clothing- For the love of all that is holy, please.
5. Other accessories- Set of shades will do it.

4. Tinfoil headgear.

We can dress you up,,,

BUT CAN WE TAKE YOU OUT?

Pack- Camelback MULE
Long gun- Beretta Storm, as to be logistically compatible with your Berettas so Twoblink doesn't smack you down with disgust at your unlogisticality.
Optics- None.
LBG- Pockets
Pistol- A Beretta 92 disguised as a Steyr M9
Clothing- Doesn't matter, as long as all your socks are of the same color and type

All you need are your Berettas and a carbon fiber jumpsuit.

All you need are your Berettas and a carbon fiber jumpsuit.

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Thank you, that mental image will likely cause me to wake up around 3am screaming.

1. Pack (Camelbak, etc.)

Think as much air supply as you can manage. This is space, no? If you don't have air, water won't do you much good...


2. Long gun

None. A bulky space suit won't let you manoever it very well, even if you wanted to.


2a) Optics?

N/A - see 2 above.


2b) Load bearing gear?

Something that will fit over a spacesuit.


3. Pistol

Your Berettas should work just fine.


4. Clothing--what pattern camouflage, or solid colors? Black pajamas? Etc.

Again, your spacesuit will take care of most problems. I've never seen a camouflage spacesuit, but I guess Kevlar and carbon fiber are in there somewhere...

5. Other accessories--sunglasses, flashlights, knife, etc.?

You could attach your soju-addicted toy skunk to one shoulder...

Go full stealth camo...a jogging suit and a bag of of Quarter Pounders...

I saw this really neat Hello Kitty back pack at the mall the other day, I think that may come in handy, don't you think?

Jubei

If you really want to get the job done, skip the Berettas and get yourself a pair of 1911's.

My ideal tactical set up for you, is best shown rather than described.

If ya wanted to play dress-up, Skunk...

We can just upload a pic or two of ya in ninja battle gear to that great photoshop mecca, http://www.fark.com and stand back. I'm thinking these would get a good response over there:

How?

How do you dress a shadow? What was that?




vanish!

Goin' Chinese huh? No problemmo as far as the equipment is concerned. Just pick one each from Column A and two from Column B. Have 'em wrap them up in those little square to go boxes with the wire handles and you'll blend in like Osama at a Midget Muslims makeover meeting.

1. couple packs of camels, or marbs/menthol/ or regular, whichever you prefer. I never heard of camelback.

2. Flame thrower - something with some good distance, and carry a lot of fuel.

2a. If you wear prescription glasses, take them, otherwise, just get the standard Z87 with side shield. Also include a face shield. That flame thrower gets pretty hot!

3. I'll let you choose this for yourself.

5. Sunglasses would be good. A small flashlight would be useful. Grenades are a "must". A digital camera (or phone cam) would be great for posting photos of the carnage here.

Dude, no offense, but you *really* need to find a girlfriend.

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He found one. Korean Sniper Chick. Unfortunatly, she keeps taking shots at him everytime he comes within 800 meters of her.

She must like him a little though, cuz she hasn't hit him yet.

I.G.B.

pack;million mom march fanny with hi,c drinkbox(dont forget nipple)
longgun,daisy red rider with lotsa bbs
optics 2 bottoms of beer bottles with a chunk of leather to hold them ala
robin hood
lbe,2 pockets
pistol,s,2 jennings(2 is 1 and 1 is none,clint smith)1 for each pocket.
clothing,lucky charms boxers like my pa lounges around in(hes real taktikul)
accesorys?who needs them with the gear i listed you'll be dangerous enough especialy if you speed eat 10 whitecastles and drink a 12 pack of milwaulkees best before starting your mission. now go get em tiger

Skunky, weren't you the star of this video clip, being chased by a motorcycle bounty hunter?

Pack: Humm, a packed lunch would be nice, even better if it came in a little brown paper bag.

Long gun: A Mossburg 385T bolt action shotgun should work

Optics: Spyglass (it’s old school)

Load bearing gear: Shurpa

Pistol: whatever you shoot best

Clothing: Light weight, body hugging, loose fitting, bright, subdued color, made of all natural sysnthic fiber blended, super suit.

Others: Map and a book on how to read maps.

A day pack with nessecities, a good jacket, SKS, lots of ammo

AND GOOD BOOTS

P.S

There arn't many hobbies that are more expensive than a real girlfriend, and this is one of those that are more expensive

Hi Preacherman-

What is with the bizarre video of the perverted frog riding an imaginary motorcycle with his privates hanging out? You accusing Skunkabilly of that peculiar behavior?!

~ Blue Jays ~

Yeah Preacherman,

RevDisk may be waking up at 3am for awhile now, but that video is gonna leave me scarred for life. The horror...the horror.

Skunker,

I don't know what to tell you.