NOOB ALERT!!!!

Welcome! Here are the house rules:

1. No handcuffs
2. No sporterizing mil-surps*
3. No negative comments about Garands or 1911s.
4. No positive comments about .40S&W.
5. You MUST either Love or HATE the AR15. No middleground allowed

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*Unless tastefully done with nice wood, prefereably full-length international style.

#6. The SKS is what it is. No claiming .2 MOA groups at 500 yards.

#7. If you want to know 9mm vs. .40 vs. .45, do a search. We do not need a 597th such thread this year.

Welcome to THR, buddy. New guy buys beer & ammo, of course! Shiner Bock & 10mm for me, please.

hai2u! Welcome to our corner of teh internets.

Welcome to THR, Auggie4700

and one more hard and fast rule....No putdowns of Iowa, no deep sighs when saying or writing the word Iowa. It is nothing to be ashamed of living in Iowa. We have decent gun laws in Iowa. We have free out door shooting ranges in Iowa. So, where in Iowa, approximately do you live? I live in the Iowa City-Cedar Rapids area.

Yes, Welcome to THR. Don't forget the single most important rule:

Always make sure to research how well a firearm you are interested in buying would work to defend against zombies in a SHTF situation.

Hey, there's a new NEW guy!

So, guys . . .

Since I'm not the newest raw recruit any more, does that mean I can skip making the coffee every time I show up?

Welcome, Auggie.

Welcome

Auggie, I have to say that from your initial postings and general attitude that you're gonna fit into this place just fine....

But as other's have said, new guy brings the beverages...

I'll take a nice Irish Whiskey. Maybe a Jameson 12 year....

Neat please.

So, guys . . .

Since I'm not the newest raw recruit any more, does that mean I can skip making the coffee every time I show up?

Welcome, Auggie.

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Yes Arfin, congratulations. You are hereby promoted to beer gofer.

Auggie4700:Well,you ASKED!*ROTFLMAO*At any rate welcome to THR;lotsa good,knowledgable folks here.
hso:Sir I expect proper decorum from a moderator;therefor I must insist that you refrain from using such language as the 'R' word.Next thing we know you gonna say 'common sense' or 'courtsey' 'n' we ain't gonna put up with that kinda talk,y'hear?!

Clips?????
I'm thinkin' probation. Some things you just do not joke about.

Auggie, welcome aboard. If you haven't figured it out already, the search function is your friend. All the "piling on" reflects a lot of ongoing conversation / debate / downright argument (mostly good natured) over a long period of time. You can use the search function to read up on what people are referring to. Also, you can avoid a lot of hassle by using the search function before posting a new question. It has likely been answered before. Maybe that ought to be the first rule of "forum safety": "the search function is your friend."

Anyway, welcome.

Welcome Auggie4700, you 'New Member'. Just reply with "+1" to every post you read and you'll be a 'Senior Member' in no time!

welcome aboard!

Survival Tip:

If you see a thread discussing the relative merits of .45 vs 9mm, IMMEDIATELY:
1. close your browser
2. shut down the computer (don't use the "shutdown" button, just yank the plug)
3. RUN